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Friday, December 28, 2007

Benazir Bhutto Killed By Her Car Sunroof?

*Please see updates at the bottom of this post.

Benazir Bhutto hasn't been dead 24 hours yet and it appears that the world will never know the whole truth behind her murder. When the news first broke reports had it that she had been shot in the neck and then a suicide bomber detonated and bomb. This morning we were told by the AFP:
The surgeon who treated Benazir Bhutto says she died from a shrapnel wound to the head. Authorities initially said the slain Pakistani opposition leader died from bullet wounds. But Dr. Mussadiq Khan, a surgeon who treated her, said Friday that she died from shrapnel that hit her on the right side of the skull. He also says Bhutto had no heart beat or pulse when she arrived at the hospital and that doctors failed in their efforts to resuscitate her ( link ).

In the fog and confusion after this terrible incident I can accept that there would be some discrepancy between the reported facts. Numerous reports stated that a gunman with a Kalashnikov (AK-47) took aim and fired at Bhutto before blowing himself up. If Bhutto's surgeon said there was no bullet wound then I can accept that, but now the Interior Ministry has an explanation for her death that it expects us all to believe:
ISLAMABAD (AFP) - Pakistan's interior ministry said Friday that Benazir Bhutto was killed after smashing her head on her car's sunroof while trying to duck, and that no bullet or shrapnel was found inside her.

The ministry also said it had intercepted a phone call from a top Al-Qaeda figure congratulating a militant for the attack on her Thursday, and said there was "irrefutable evidence" the group was trying to destabilise the country.

Bhutto's death after a suicide bomber blew himself up at her campaign rally has plunged this nuclear-armed Islamic nation into turmoil, but the ministry said she would have lived if only she had stayed inside her car.

"If she had not come out of the vehicle, she would have been unhurt, as all the other occupants of the vehicle did not receive any injuries," ministry spokesman Brigadier Javed Cheema said. He said the post-mortem on the populist opposition leader, whose funeral earlier Friday was attended by hundreds of thousands of mourners, found her mortal wound came when she tried to duck after the bomber attacked.

The bomber also apparently fired three times at her but missed, Cheema said. When she ducked, she hit the lever of the sunroof of the car that was to speed her away from a campaign rally as she was gearing up to contest parliamentary elections set for January 8.

"The lever struck near her right ear and fractured her skull," Cheema said. "There was no bullet or metal shrapnel found in the injury."( link)

I doubt I'm the only one who thinks this is total BS. The world of Pakistani politics is murky and dirty. While some people pointed the finger at President Musharraf he had no sane reason to have Bhutto killed. Indeed, Musharraf and Bhutto had a common enemy in the radical Islamists that are trying to control the country. Al Qaeda, specifically Usama bin Laden, had (in their warped minds) good cause to kill her (link) and the world would readily accept that they did this as we all know that Al Qaeda is capable of horrendous crimes.

So what is the world to believe? Do we accept confused first hand accounts, do we accept the word of Bhutto's attending surgeon, or do we accept the word of Pakistan's Interior Ministry? Malarkey like the above will not serve the cause of bringing Bhutto's murders to justice and maybe that is exactly what the Interior Ministry wants.


Benazir Bhutto 1953 - 2007 (link)

Update @ 16:12 - Upon reflection, I think the key phrase in the statement from the Interior Ministry is this:
"If she had not come out of the vehicle, she would have been unhurt, as all the other occupants of the vehicle did not receive any injuries,"

What we have here is the Pakistan Government blaming Bhutto for her own death. It would be like the US Treasury Department saying JFK wouldn't have been killed had he been in the back of a hardtop car in Dallas. Observers and supporters of Bhutto have noted that Bhutto should have been receiving the same amount of security as Musharraf. The Pakistani government is firm in it's position that Al Qaeda is behind her murder. What it is also saying is that by standing up in her car, Bhutto was directly responsible for her own death. How pathetic.

Second update: Both the BBC and CTV have are now reporting facts noted in the original post. I will be updating this post through the weekend via the comments section.

Third update, December 29 @ 18:45 - Newly released video tape, which can be seen here, clearly shows a man shooting at Benazir Bhutto from point blank range as her vehicle slowly moves forward through the crowd. Momements later we see the explosion, her assailant was no more than a few feet from Bhutto's vehicle. We can say now without hesitation that the assertion of the Pakistan Interior Ministry that Benazir Bhutto died from hitting her head on the sunroof is without merit. Benazir Bhutto was murdered, when will the Goverment of Pakistan stopping trying to deflect blame on itself and start hunting down the people responsible for this tragedy?

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Monday, November 12, 2007

New Moslem Car

The Malaysian car company Proton has announced it is in negotiations to develop the first *Moslem car*:
The car could boast special features like a compass pointing to Mecca and a dedicated space to keep a copy of the Koran and a headscarf.
This car will run on the blood of infidels! Iyayayayayaya!!!

This is a great idea. And you know the car will be wonderful, based on all the other incredible products Islamic countries produce. Like...err.....that thing there...the uh....ya....oil.....and....ahhhh....FIGS!

There hasn't been any mention of the name Proton has in mind for the new Moslem car, but the Proton *Kaboom* has a nice ring to it. All the extra features are what makes this car special. Like the extended back seat for filthy women, and an extra-big glove-box for all your bombing needs.

Yes, diversity certainly is our strength

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Monday, September 10, 2007

Moslem Journalist Thinks Canada is A Racist Shithole


Speaking from Australia, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, voiced his concern yesterday at the Elections Canada decision to let Moslem women wear their face-obscuring veil while casting a vote. Moslem convert and British journalist, Yvonne Ridley, had this to say about Harper's comment:
"I see it as a feminist issue," Ridley said. "I am outraged that there is an attempt to stop women from having a vote -- even if it's a tiny minority."

Ridley, a Muslim woman who wears a head scarf, said the calls to prevent veiled Muslim women from voting are racist.
Correct me if I'm wrong, it could happen, but when did Islam become a race? I mean, Christianity isn't a race, Hinduism isn't a race, and I'm pretty sure Islam isn't a race either. I'm curious that a western born journalist didn't know that.

What has happened to this once great nation? Why are we even entertaining these completely ridiculous notions like letting people with masks vote?

How do we know who's actually voting if we can't see their face? If a person can't come to terms with the way we do things in Canada, then fuck them. Don't vote. You either play by our rules or you sit out. I'm completely fed up with this pandering and catering to people who have no respect for our values and customs.

We as Canadians bend over backwards to help those from different cultures, we go out of our way to make people feel secure. But the time has come to put our foot down. When people demand from us that we let them vote, even though they are wearing a veil, we have to say no. And then when they ask louder, we say no louder. Then when they scream to let them wear a veil, we say ,"HEY, fuck off, we've told you twice already, NO FUCKING VEILS". Case closed.

This is Canada, there is one law for everybody. If you don't like it, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

This is a no brainer. You want to vote? Remove the mask.

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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

This Is Normal

A one legged Moslem father of 78 is on a mission: To have 100 children by 2015:
Daad Mohammed Murad Abdul Rahman, 60, has already had 15 brides although he has to divorce them as he goes along to remain within the legal limit of four wives at a time.

"In 2015 I will be 68 years old and will have 100 children," the local tabloid quoted Abdul Rahman as saying.

"After that I will stop marrying. I have to have at least three more marriages to hit the century."
The women that marry and have children by this man are very lucky, he seems like such a grounded individual.

At this point of the show, I ask you to reflect on these words that you have heard, no doubt, many times before in your life: No one culture is better than anyone else's, we are all the same.

Remember, you should respect this man and his culture, they are your future.

PBTA

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Gwen Stefani Dresses Up For Islam

Performing in Malaysia, Gwen Stefani put away her trademark slutty clothing and wore costumes that showed almost no skin, in an attempt to appease angry Islamic organizations:
The 37-year-old pop star wowed fans in Muslim-majority Malaysia on Tuesday, performing in costumes that showed almost no skin after Islamic critics claimed that her revealing clothes could corrupt the country's youth.

In an interview with Galaxie, a local entertainment magazine, Stefani said she had made many changes for Malaysia, calling it a "major sacrifice."

"I've been in the music industry for 20 years and this is the first time that I'm facing opposition from people who have misunderstood me," she was quoted as saying.
You call that a sacrifice? They would have lopped off her head and pissed down her neck if she wore what she usually wears...now that's a sacrifice.

The article goes on to explain what else the Islamics demand of its performers and what performers must do to appease the religion of peacenics:
Under government guidelines, a female artist must be covered from the top of her chest, including shoulders, to her knees. No jumping, shouting or throwing of objects onstage or at the audience is allowed. Performers also cannot hug or kiss, and their clothes must not have obscene or drug-related images or messages.
Those concerts must be a real hoot, I'm surprised they don't make the women read from the Koran. Haha, just kidding, everyone knows women aren't allowed to read from the Koran in Islamic nations.

I don't actually have a problem with Gwen dressing down (or is it up?) to satisfy her Moslem overlords. When in Rome, as they say. But performers should remind themselves of this incident the next time they bash Bush and America and call their gov't a bunch of Nazi's and call America a land of fascists. Maybe it should be mandatory for every performer to go on tour for one year to Moslem lands and taste those sweet Islamic freedoms. That'll shut their gobs up quick smart.

Another dhimmi for Allah

A Use My Computer pic

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Friday, August 17, 2007

Let's Call Our Christian God "Allah"

A top Dutch bishop has an idea to ease tensions between Christian's and Moslems in the Netherlands: Christian's should start calling God, "Allah":
Catholic churches in the Netherlands should use the name Allah for God to ease tensions between Muslims and Christians, says a Dutch bishop.

Tiny Muskens, the bishop of Breda, told the Dutch TV program "Network" Monday night he believes God doesn't mind what he is called, Radio Netherlands Worldwide reported.

The Almighty is above such "discussion and bickering," he insisted.
First off, besides the fact that this could possibly be the dumbest idea ever breathed out of any non-retarded mouth, the good Bishop may want to go back and have a look in the Bible and look up the part about the trinity.

You see, from what I'm gathering, Bishop Tiny believes that the Moslems and us Christian's believe in the same God. Not true, of course. We both believe in a God, but the Islamic God (Allah) is completely different that our Christian God. This is actually a point that not many people seem to grasp. I hear this all the time: What difference does it make, we all pray to the same God. Mind you, that's usually coming out of the mouth of uneducated simpletons.

Next time you speak to a Moslem, ask him how Islam views the trinity (father, son, holy spirit). You'll quickly find out that the basis of Christianity is completely anethema to Moslems. Allah is Allah and can't be three persons, it just doesn't jive with Islamic teachings, it's heresy, nowhere in the Koran is the trinity ever mentioned. You can't have a personal relationship with Allah like Chirstian's can with God. See, two distinct God's.

At the end of the article, a Dutch poet says sure, let's call God Allah, and then let's call a church a mosque and pray five times a day. He seems to get it. I'd take it one step further though, let's call Bishop Tiny "Dhimmi". He's well on his way.

Praise be to World Net Daily

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Thursday, August 09, 2007

ACLU Gives Thumbs Up To Religious Footbaths

Although the ACLU opposes all funding for religious purposes in schools, they seemed to have made an exception when it came to opposing footbaths for Moslem students at the University of Michigan-Dearborn:
"Our policy is to object whenever public funds are spent on any brick and mortar component of religion," said Kary Moss, director of the Michigan Civil Liberties Union. "What makes this different, though, is that the footbaths themselves can be used by anyone, don't have any symbolic value and are not stylized in a religious way. They're in a regular restroom, and could be just as useful to a janitor filling up buckets, or someone coming off the basketball court, as to Muslim students."
Also keep in mind that this wasn't the idea of any Moslem group to have the footbaths installed, it was the idea of school administrators.

For Kary Moss to say that the footbaths have no symbolic value is a plain out-and-out lie. Of course they're symbolic, they're just not symbolic to any religion other than Islam. Moslems are required to perform *ablution* (washing of the body's five senses) in order to maintain perfect concentration when praying. Up until this point, I never knew the ACLU were big proponents of prayer in schools.

Saying that the footbaths are *not stylized* in a religious way is disingenuous. Who cares is they're not, that's hardly the point. The point is that they are not being constructed to help janitors fill their buckets or for basketball players who are just coming off the court, they are being built so Moslems can wash their feet in them.

Can you imagine the outrage that's going to occur (mark my words) when some guy who's coming off a basketball court sticks his smelly feet in a *not symbolic* footbath where a Moslem is just about to perform ablution? Look out.

I suppose this means it's open season for *not symbolic* non-religious holy water basins to be built. It's not for Catholics, of course, it's for people like me who are trying to ward off vampires.

Any God but the Christian God

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Attention Americans: Moslems Are Your Friends--That Is Your Last Warning

A poll conducted by Pew Research has some good news for the sons of monkeys and pigs: Not every single Moslem in the United States believes in suicide bombings:
One in four younger U.S. Muslims said in a poll that suicide bombings to defend their religion are acceptable at least in some circumstances, though most Muslim Americans overwhelmingly reject the tactic and are critical of Islamic extremism and al-Qaida.
At least the majority of Moslems overwhelmingly reject Islamic extremists, at least it's only a paltry 25% that dig it or somewhat dig it. That'll make me sleep better tonight.

Keep in mind there are approximately 2.5 million Moslems in the U.S right now, and then have a boo at these stats:
Only 5 percent of U.S. Muslims expressed favorable views of the terrorist group al-Qaida, though about a fourth did not express an opinion.
That works out to only 125,000 to possibly 750,000 Moslems that have a favourable view against America's sworn enemy--you remember Al Queda, right? They're the one's that flew airplanes into the twin towers killing 3000 innocents. Ringing any bells now?
Only 40 percent said they believe Arab men carried out the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
Once again, the AP writer was good enough to use the word *Only* 40%. That works out to an even 1,000,000. I mean, only a million American Moslems believe it.
By six-to-one, they favor the Democratic Party over the Republican Party, and by five-to-one say they voted for Democratic Sen. John Kerry over President Bush in 2004.
It looks like the old axiom of, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" is dead on again (you may want to emphasize the word *dead*)

We are the world.

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Monday, May 14, 2007

How To Be The Bestest Father in The Whole Wide World--5 Awesome Tips

As most of you are aware by now, I'm a great fan of top 10 lists and the various self-improvement lists that are constantly circulating through all the tubes and wires that make up the internets. That is why I was so excited when I stumbled across, "How to be a great dad, 12 Awesome tips". What really shook me from my foundation is the fact that there really were 12 awesome tips, things fathers would never figure out on their own.

Like, "Play with them". That's right, according to the article, in order to be a great dad you should play with your children. You see, I never knew that. I just generally tie a milkbone around my kids necks and let my rottie play with them.

Another great way to be a super-duper father is to "Protect them". According to the very wise article, you should not only child-proof your home to protect your child, you should also protect them financially. I can nearly see all the heads bobbing up and down in agreement.

There are another 10 awesome ways to be a great dad left, but I don't want to spoil your reading enjoyment, so I'll just leave it for you to explore.

After I read that amazingly truthful article, I decided to come up with my own list on how to be a great dad. I call this piece, "How to be a greater dad than that idiot who came up with the *How to be a great dad* article. 6 Fucking awesome ways".

Let's get to 'er....

1) Feed your child. Apparently, children like food. In order for them to grow, they need nourishment, this is where you can help. By feeding the little rapscallions, they will eventually grow into adults and lead healthy and productive lives. Without food, they'll die.

2) Clothe them. According to a 2005 survey, children that wear clothes are 34% less likely to be ridiculed and teased at school. In Moslem countries, they are 100% less likely to be stoned to death.

3) Speak to your child. And when I say speak to them, I don't mean yelling, "Down in front!!" or "get me a beer". Try talking to them like they're actually human. Hahaha, judgement call.

4) Teach your child hygiene. Everyone hates smelly kids. It very well might be that your child is receiving beatings every day from classmates because your kid stinks. Teach Pepe Le Pew good soaping and bathing habits, it'll go a long way. Not only will it help your child's self-esteem not to be beaten like Tina Turner, but it will help control that nasty house fly problem you have, you dirty pig.

5) Randomly smack around some street urchin in front of your kidlet. The world is tough, your child needs to learn that. The world has no room for timid, weak kids, the world will strip them to the bone like Rosie O'Donnell on a chicken wing. Your kid needs to learn the #1 lesson in life: When the world gives you lemons, stick those lemons up the next guys ass and rob him of his wealth.

There you go, you're welcome.

There are three types of dads in this world, bad dads, good dads, and great dads. Which one do you want to be? Don't answer that, I could hardly care less. My point is, if you want to be a great dad, stop acting like a sheep and institute a few of those pearls I just handed you, or get use to unwedging the underwear out of your kids ass every day.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Target Customers Get Porked

A Staff writer for The Star Tribune, reports that some Moslem cashiers that work in Target stores refuse to *ring pork* through the swiping machines:
At the Target store on E. Lake Street, a cashier wearing a hijab looked uncomfortable when I showed up at the cash register with a frozen pepperoni pizza. She immediately called for help, and another employee rang up the pizza and placed it in the basket.

I asked her if it was because she was Muslim, and she nodded her head. "I can't even touch it," she said.
I think it's fantastic that in our free societies, we will go out of our way to accommodate people of different faiths. Having said that, I'm pretty sure that when this particular woman signed up to become a Target cashier, she knew that she would have to pass pork products through her swiping machine. I mean, it's Target, not Targetstein or Al Abbir Al Target.

On the other hand, if we have this same consideration for all faiths, then it's even Steven and all is good. Like, it's not like Christian pharmacists could have their licences revoked if they don't dispense the morning after pill. Right?

That's all folks

Praise be to Curmudgeonly and Skeptical

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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Canada is a Racist Shithole--UN

A report released today by the International Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Racial Discrimination, a UN body, had some rather harsh criticism of the shining beacon that is Canada:
Canada should reconsider using the term "visible minorities" to define people facing discrimination, a United Nations anti-racism watchdog reports, suggesting the phrase itself is discriminatory.

Canada should continue to review its national security measures, the report says, and undertake "sensitization campaigns" to protect people from being labeled as terrorists.

Other highlights of the report include a call for Canada to provide welfare to illegal immigrants and failed refugee applicants.
Welfare for illegal immigrants? Sensitization programs? Yeeeeeeeehaw! It's gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight!

Here are a few of the 16 countries that found it necessary to criticize Canada and our human rights record: Egypt, Algeria, China, Togo, Pakistan, Russia, Guatemala, Ecuador and Burkina Faso. Racially tolerant Utopias, every last one of them.

Let's have a look at the human rights records of some of these stellar countries that look down on this racist shithole we call Canada: Egypt--kills Coptic Christian's for sport. Supports terrorists and their networks. Algeria--Another terrorist paradise, exterminated anyone that wasn't a Moslem decades ago. China--Tiannamen Square anyone? Togo-After last president died, the army closed off the country to outsiders. Pakistan--Care for an acid splash, ladies? How about some honour killings? Russia--You might not want to be a journalist in Russia right now...or a Chechen. Guatemala--Butchers of central America. Ecuador--Not much better than Guatemala, both countries hate nuns for some reason. Burkino Faso--Never fucking heard of it, but trust me, it's a shithole.
Mr. Thornberry and other committee members refused to be interviewed yesterday, saying through a secretary that their report speaks for itself.
That figures, when you turn on a light the cockroaches scatter.

Canadians shouldn't be too upset about this report, the majority of my countrymen love the UN. Remember Canadian indignation before the Iraq war, how many times did you hear a Canadian say, "This is an illegal war, the UN said so?" Or how many Canadians believe in global warming because of the UN report that was issued a few weeks back?

You can't have it both ways, remember, the UN works in our best interest, so they must be right.

Hey, I didn't make the rules, I only follow them.

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Friday, March 02, 2007

German Court Rules That Naming Your Child *Jihad* is Legal

A German Court has upheld the ruling that naming a child *Jihad* is perfectly legal:
Mr Seyam, 47, a self-declared Islamist, was shown on television this week presenting his son. Grinning into the camera, Jihad on his knee, he said: "You had barely come into the world and you were in court. Your fight has already begun."

In the same programme he defended the terror attacks on the United States on September 11 2001, and on Bali in 2002.

Germany has strict rules governing the naming of children. Parents have to choose from a list of court-approved names, to prevent a child from becoming a victim of ridicule or confusion.
With a name like Jihad, you may as well paint a bulls-eye on the kids head right now.

The father, who is obviously one of those *peaceful Moslem* types, must have high hopes for his son. I heard that the first thing he bought little Jihad when he came into the world was a belt and a book. Mind you, the belt was ticking and the book was The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

You have to know that the child's first word won't be mommy or daddy, but, "Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeye.....Kabooooom"!

Praise be to the Leslie, who loves idiotic baby names

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Monday, January 22, 2007

Kiefer Sutherland Rescues Child, Then Kills Him

Fine, he didn't kill the young lad, but he easily could have:
Out hiking with a pal, the star suddenly heard loud cries - and moments later found a frightened youngster standing on the cliff, paralyzed with fear. Turns out the kid and his brothers had climbed the cliff to jump into the creek far below. The older brothers jumped first, then yelled, Come on in, the water's fine! The kid lost his nerve, couldn't jump - and was afraid to climb back down the hill alone. Kiefer piggy-backed the boy down to his brothers, then read them the riot act.
Give me a break, this never happened. If this was a true story, Jack would have thrown that little bastard straight off the cliff. Everyone knows that Jack only respects people with balls, not cowering pussys who are too scared to jump into water. And there is not a chance in hell that Jack *piggybacked* anyone. Jack would never let anyone assume a position of power like that, he would be too worried he might get his throat slit.

If this was a true story, we would never hear about it. However, if it was true, this is what the phone call would sound like to CTU: "Hello, Chloe? It's Jack. I don't have time to talk, but I just killed a Moslem and threw his body off a cliff. Now I'm going down to the jagged rocks to off the other terrorists. Upload some porn to my phone and I'll talk to you later".

Celebitchy provided everything for this post except for the incredibly delicious and racy humour.

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Does Multiculturalism Work?

I'm going to type out a few phrases for you, and after I'm finished I have a question I would like you to answer. The following sentences are in regards to multiculturalism:
It's time we challenged our government to take a second look at official multiculturalism. It has created ethnic ghettos in cities, and this has caused a major obstacle to our unity. The hyphenated Canada suffers from divided loyalties.

Those who feel their homeland is better should go back.

Canada must not let ethnic groups create problems for our justice system by fighting governments in their homelands. If they have issues back home, they should go back and fight from within.
My question is this: If I was to think that, would that make me a racist and or a bigot?

I'm betting that 50% of you would say yes, that makes me a bigot. I'll also bet that 20% of you would say that possibly means I'm prejudice. The rest of you, well, you wouldn't pass judgment on me without futher proof of racist tendencies.

My point? I didn't write that, those aren't my words. That was actually written by a Pakistani Moslem who writes for the Toronto Sun.

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Thursday, November 30, 2006

And in Other News...

From Yahoo *news*:
Somali women pose with assault rifles at a rally in Mogadishu, Somalia Tuesday Nov. 28, 2006. An Islamic group held a rally that drew a crowd of thousands of people to protest Ethiopian troops in the country and the U.S. policy towards Somalia.
Now, we all know the drill we have to perform before we speak about anyone that isn't from the Christian faith. As a white man, I have been fed this steady diet all my life, I know the routine, I know what to say. Ready? First look over your left shoulder, now look over your right shoulder. Are you sure no one is watching you read this? Fine, let's continue. Here we go..."I know that not ALL Moslems are like these one's shown in the picture. Islam is a religion of peace, Mohammad was a peace-loving prophet (pbuh) who cherished freedom and tried at all times to spread his faith through non-violent measures. The people in this picture do not represent Islam, Moslem women are modest, these people have assault rifles, which isn't modest at all".

Okay, resume your normal daily activities.

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Sunday, October 29, 2006

Who is AP Referring To?

France is burning and the good folks at AP don't have a clue who's doing the burning. Let's see if I can help them out with some extraordinary journalistic work:
French police braced for violence this weekend, the anniversary of last year's riots in poor neighbourhoods where immigrants from former French colonies in Africa live with their French-born children on the fringes of society.
Immigrants from poor neighbourhoods = Moslems.
A group of young people burst onto the bus and tossed in a bottle of flammable liquid before fleeing, police said, citing witnesses' accounts.
Young people = Moslem youth.
The three weeks of rioting last year were fuelled by anger at France's failure to offer equal chances to many minorities, including France's five million-strong Muslim population.
It isn't the Moslem's fault for burning and killing, it's the fault of the French for, "Fill in your excuse here___________"
The rioting was sparked by the deaths of two teenagers who were electrocuted in a power substation in Clichy-sous-Bois on Oct. 27, 2005, where they were hiding after what they thought was a police chase.
Okay, the rioting wasn't about France's failure to offer equal opportunity to minorities (aka Moslems), it was about the death of two Moslem vandals that electrocuted themselves while fleeing from the police due to a criminal act they had just perpetrated.
Youths set fire to about 200 vehicles Saturday, police said.
Youths=Moslems.
France's trouble integrating minorities and the unrest in poor neighbourhoods have become political priorities in the campaign for next year's presidential and parliamentary elections.
Excuse Moslem behaviour and blame whitey.

Praise be to the AP, they are very good dhimmi's

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Thursday, October 26, 2006

More Moslem Tolerance Towards Women

In a sermon a month ago, Moslem cleric, Sheik Taj Aldin al Hilali, had this to say about women who don't cover up their faces with head scarves:
"If you take out uncovered meat and place it outside ... and the cats come to eat it ... whose fault is it, the cats' or the uncovered meat's?"

"The uncovered meat is the problem. If she was in her room, in her home, in her hijab, no problem would have occurred," he was quoted as saying, referring to the head scarf worn by some Muslim women.

Australia's Sex Discrimination Commissioner Pru Goward said al-Hilali's comments encouraged rape and that Muslims should force him to step down.
The good cleric has no intention of stepping down, and why should he? He has been appointed mufti by Australia's top Islamic body and is considered New Zealand and Australia's top Islamic leader.

This is not the first time this man of peace has seen his share of controversy. He once described 9/11 as "God's work against the oppressors". Sweet.

And since it was a Moslem blaming rape on women, the only next logical step to this article and argument is to blame non-Moslems for crimes that haven't been committed yet, and play victim:
Waleed Aly, a member of the Islamic Council of Victoria state, said al-Hilali's comments would result in more antagonism toward Muslims.

"I am expecting a deluge of hate mail," he said. "I am expecting people to get abused in the street and get abused at work."
Poor Moslems. They never seem to get a break.

Considering no abusive acts against any Moslem has happened in Australia yet, it's good to see that the Moslem's have such good foresight to start blaming non-Moslems for imaginary crimes. Good job keeping your eye on the ball.

Cover up or get raped

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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

The Mayor's Linkie Love

Today's linkie love is brought to you by Jessica Biel and her snake-like tongue. You would think a picture like that would give The Mayor a few dirty thoughts. Truth be told, the only thing I thought when I saw that picture is, I bet Jessica Biel can scrape the bottom of a fruit cup with her tongue. Wouldn't that be handy? I need help. Send Fenris money.

I was watching a show tonight, I think it might have been called, "America's next super-model". They were interviewing a potential candidate for the next super-model job, and she said, "I always knew that modeling would be very hard, but I didn't think it was going to be very hard". The Mayor loves this girl now. I can honestly say, in my heart, that girl is everything that is right about America.

Mom spanked the gay out of me--This is a YouTube, or I guess now it's GooTube, clip that will make you feel uncomfortable. I watched this clip by myself and I still felt embarrassed. Not dirty, just embarrassed. And so will you.

More Moslem hijinx at The Florida Cracker--Donnah's post fits in nicely with the piece I wrote today concerning Moslems not picking up fares because the passenger had a seeing eye dog. You did read my post, didn't you?

Choose and Watch--hundreds of streaming TV stations at your fingertips. A little bit for everyone. Sports, entertainment, dirty crap, stuff like that.

A break-up letter and a guys response--A girl goes to a bar with her boyfriend, blows two complete strangers in the washroom, and then sends her ex-boyfriend an *I'm sorry* letter. Have a boo at his response.

Type in your birthday to the Birthday Calculator and a trillion little factoids will come up. This is more fun than I could handle, but maybe you have greater powers of concentration than I do. Or maybe you give a shit, I know I didn't.

A slow day for links, I know. Maybe that has something to do with the lack of links you have sent me. Does that sound right to you? Oh yes, it sounds right to me. It's okay though, I still love you. Even though you're lazy.

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Let's Play, "Who's the Real Victim?"

There are so many victims in this next story that my head won't stop spinning:
A Muslim minicab driver refused to take a blind passenger because her guide dog was "unclean".

Islamic tradition warns Muslims against contact with dogs because they are seen as impure.

They have shown very little respect for my rights as a disabled person and have never once offered me an apology."

The driver's refusal resulted in a court case because the law requires all licensed cab drivers to carry guide dogs. Magistrates at Marylebone fined Mr Majekodumni £200 and ordered him to pay £1,200 for failing to comply with regulations set out under the Disability Discrimination Act.

Keith Porteous Wood of the National Secular Society, said: "The clash between religious rights and the human rights of other people will become increasingly an issue as the Government tries to include all forms of discrimination under the same umbrella.
So, who is the real victim here?

Is the victim the blind passenger?

Is the victim the Moslem who was unfairly fined simply because he was following his religion?

Is the victim the poor dog who has been called dirty?

This could very well be a multi-culturalists worst nightmare.

Let the reparations begin

Thanks to ATTU Sees All

Labels: Islamic Tolerance

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Friday, October 06, 2006

Murdered For Being White

After *apparently* being attacked the night before, Imran Shahid vowed that he was going to take revenge and would "chop them up, take their eyes out, things like that". He didn't care who they were, as long as they were white:
They all got into a silver Mercedes car and drove to McCulloch Street where they saw two boys, now known to be Kriss Donald and a friend, Jamie Wallace, turning into Kenmure Street.

Kriss Donald pleaded: "I'm only 15. What did I do?" as he was beaten up and dragged into the back of a car by his abductors, a court heard yesterday.

He was forced face down into the back of a silver Mercedes, threatened with a knife and told there was a gun in the car as he was driven off after being snatched from the street "because he was white".

It is alleged that Kriss was later set on fire and murdered.
Here's a description of the murdered schoolboy and the felon:
Mohammed agreed with a description of Imran Shahid's build as "massive" and said Kriss was "quite small" and could not fight back. Imran Shahid pushed Kriss into the car while Mushtaq pulled him in from the other side.
Killing a defenseless boy, what a hero.

Where is this trial headed? Let me give you a hint:
The witness, Zahid Mohammed, 22, was originally accused of taking part in the murder. He pleaded guilty at the High Court in Glasgow in November 2004 to assault to injury on Kriss and attempting to pervert the course of justice. He was given a five-year jail term and was released on licence on Wednesday after applying for parole, the jurors were told.
Do you think Moslem leaders would be upset if white boys found a Moslem child, stabbed him and set him on fire because of his colour or religion? Hmmmm?

Here's a quote from the Koran which sums up everything:
"Seek out your enemies relentlessly." (Surah 4:103-)
Piss be upon him

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