What The Hell Am I?

I'm starting to run out of strange and bizarre animals to post about, I may have to start using the cast members from Rent. That'll mess you up real good.

Let's see what this abomination is all about:

Are characterised by a gelatinous, mostly scaleless, globose body; a large head, and generous complement of menacingly large, sharp, glassy fang-like teeth lining the jaws of a cavernous, oblique mouth. These teeth are depressible and present only in females. In some species there is a scattering of epidermal spinules on the body, and the scales (when present) are conical, hollow, and translucent. They possess an illicium and esca; the former being a modified dorsal spine—the "fishing rod"—and the latter being the bulbous, bioluminescent "fishing lure".

While females may reach a length of 18 centimetres or more, males remain under 3 centimetres.

That last bit of information takes Nancy Pelosi out of the equation. Hmmmmm.

Look at all those semi-foreign words above: globose, illicium, gelatinous--all of a sudden I got me a hankerin' for some Arby's.

This isn't about me though, this is about One of Three, who usually guesses this correctly, and so fast in fact that by the time I drive my massive SUV to City Hall, the answer is already in the comment section waiting for my approval.

What the hell am I?