German Court Rules That Naming Your Child *Jihad* is Legal

A German Court has upheld the ruling that naming a child *Jihad* is perfectly legal:

Mr Seyam, 47, a self-declared Islamist, was shown on television this week presenting his son. Grinning into the camera, Jihad on his knee, he said: "You had barely come into the world and you were in court. Your fight has already begun."

In the same programme he defended the terror attacks on the United States on September 11 2001, and on Bali in 2002.

Germany has strict rules governing the naming of children. Parents have to choose from a list of court-approved names, to prevent a child from becoming a victim of ridicule or confusion.

With a name like Jihad, you may as well paint a bulls-eye on the kids head right now.

The father, who is obviously one of those *peaceful Moslem* types, must have high hopes for his son. I heard that the first thing he bought little Jihad when he came into the world was a belt and a book. Mind you, the belt was ticking and the book was The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

You have to know that the child's first word won't be mommy or daddy, but, "Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeye.....Kabooooom"!

Praise be to the Leslie, who loves idiotic baby names