The Mayor's Linkie Love

Today's linkie love is brought to you by Jessica Biel and her snake-like tongue. You would think a picture like that would give The Mayor a few dirty thoughts. Truth be told, the only thing I thought when I saw that picture is, I bet Jessica Biel can scrape the bottom of a fruit cup with her tongue. Wouldn't that be handy? I need help. Send Fenris money.

I was watching a show tonight, I think it might have been called, "America's next super-model". They were interviewing a potential candidate for the next super-model job, and she said, "I always knew that modeling would be very hard, but I didn't think it was going to be very hard". The Mayor loves this girl now. I can honestly say, in my heart, that girl is everything that is right about America.

Mom spanked the gay out of me--This is a YouTube, or I guess now it's GooTube, clip that will make you feel uncomfortable. I watched this clip by myself and I still felt embarrassed. Not dirty, just embarrassed. And so will you.

More Moslem hijinx at The Florida Cracker--Donnah's post fits in nicely with the piece I wrote today concerning Moslems not picking up fares because the passenger had a seeing eye dog. You did read my post, didn't you?

Choose and Watch--hundreds of streaming TV stations at your fingertips. A little bit for everyone. Sports, entertainment, dirty crap, stuff like that.

A break-up letter and a guys response--A girl goes to a bar with her boyfriend, blows two complete strangers in the washroom, and then sends her ex-boyfriend an *I'm sorry* letter. Have a boo at his response.

Type in your birthday to the Birthday Calculator and a trillion little factoids will come up. This is more fun than I could handle, but maybe you have greater powers of concentration than I do. Or maybe you give a shit, I know I didn't.

A slow day for links, I know. Maybe that has something to do with the lack of links you have sent me. Does that sound right to you? Oh yes, it sounds right to me. It's okay though, I still love you. Even though you're lazy.