Attention Americans: Moslems Are Your Friends--That Is Your Last Warning

A poll conducted by Pew Research has some good news for the sons of monkeys and pigs: Not every single Moslem in the United States believes in suicide bombings:

One in four younger U.S. Muslims said in a poll that suicide bombings to defend their religion are acceptable at least in some circumstances, though most Muslim Americans overwhelmingly reject the tactic and are critical of Islamic extremism and al-Qaida.

At least the majority of Moslems overwhelmingly reject Islamic extremists, at least it's only a paltry 25% that dig it or somewhat dig it. That'll make me sleep better tonight.

Keep in mind there are approximately 2.5 million Moslems in the U.S right now, and then have a boo at these stats:

Only 5 percent of U.S. Muslims expressed favorable views of the terrorist group al-Qaida, though about a fourth did not express an opinion.

That works out to only 125,000 to possibly 750,000 Moslems that have a favourable view against America's sworn enemy--you remember Al Queda, right? They're the one's that flew airplanes into the twin towers killing 3000 innocents. Ringing any bells now?

Only 40 percent said they believe Arab men carried out the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

Once again, the AP writer was good enough to use the word *Only* 40%. That works out to an even 1,000,000. I mean, only a million American Moslems believe it.

By six-to-one, they favor the Democratic Party over the Republican Party, and by five-to-one say they voted for Democratic Sen. John Kerry over President Bush in 2004.

It looks like the old axiom of, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" is dead on again (you may want to emphasize the word *dead*)

We are the world.