Tampon Tuesdays at Mitchieville Public Library

Since the Mayor entrusted *BITCH* with the important responsibility of coordinating programs at the Mitchieville Public Library, we've been on the lookout for ideas especially suited to promote diversity and tolerance in Mitchieville. After consulting with Sargon, *BITCH* has found that the current offerings strongly favour the heteronormative segment of the population, which unfortunately makes up the majority of Mitchieville. Concerned that Mitchieville might gain a reputation for racism and discrimination, *BITCH* is quickly moving forward to find new ways to spend other people's money. So, without further ado, Tampon Crafts will now be offered at each Branch every Tuesday night. There is no charge, though participants are asked to bring their own tampons. Because the Library cares, the last Tuesday of every month will also feature a craft made with Viagra.

Coming next Tuesday to a branch near you, Bloody Tampon Heart Earrings

HT: Curmudgeonly & Skeptical

I, Lisa, multicultural resident of Mitchieville, London and Olds, and founding member of *BITCH*, remind you to send Fenris your money. Think of the poor people who might not be able to afford their own box of tampons. The library needs more money. Creativity comes with a price attached.