The Mayor Is Full Of It

Full of deals that is. What were you thinking?

A great man once said, "the best things in life are free", and that is certainly the truth. And who was that great man that uttered those most-truthful words? Fenris Badwulf.

We're all about bargoonies and freebies here at Mitchieville, we eat them up, we slobber over them, we are slaves to the give-away. And boy, do I have a special, wonderful, scrumpdillyicious deal for you today, something that will bring a smile to your beautiful face.

I'm talking about a free appetizer at Boston Pizza.

Wippy-do, what's so great about that, you say? First off, your attitude stinks, it needs adjusting. Secondly, the free appetizers are worth up to $10.00, and you don't need to buy an entree to get this deal. Boston pizza is great, if you have never been, you should, it's well worth it.

What do I have to do to get this amazing freebie? Simply go to the link above and sign up for the Boston Pizza newsletter, or whatever the hell they call it. Fill in some of your info. and within two days the good folks at Boston will send you, via email, a printable free appetizer.

After you receive it, you can opt out of the newsletter, or you can stay in and wait for Boston pizza to send you more incredible offers.

Why is The Mayor so intent of shoving Italian food down my mouth, you ask? Simple, you're getting skinny as a rake and people are thinking you're HIV positive. Now go get some food, bonerack.