Oprah Winfrey is Deformed

With all her billions of dollars in the bank, you would think that Oprah Winfrey might loosen the purse strings just enough to have that sickening malformed digit gnawed off her ginormous hoof.

It's funny how things work. If Jessica Alba had an extra toe I'd be thinking that it's cool, she has more flesh to suck on. But it's not Jessica Alba that has an extra toe, it's Oprah Winfrey, and the only thing that crosses my mind is that I'm praying bitch hops into a pair of boots before I lose my dinner.

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