What the Deuce?

I've been a Family Guy fan from day 1. I think it is the funniest show ever made, I'm not even going to argue the point, it's the best. So I was happy when I saw the What Family Guy Character Are You? quiz. You see, I hate quizzes, I think the vast majority are a waste of time, foolishness, nonsense, downright stupid. However, this is a Family Guy quiz, so it's automatically funny, and well written, humourous to a fault. It's in your best interest to take the quiz, seriously, it's either that or go back to work.