Code Red, Meltdown in Effect

By now everyone knows that I like seeing people get hyped up, lose control, and freak out. I love it when someone blogs up a storm, and after you read it you say "wow, that just fucked my head". This rant by Emerald Bile fucked my head. It's true as hell, funny as hell, and good as hell. This complete meltdown takes the piss out of Ikea, and doesn't even leave a skidmark after it's finished running over it.

It people like Emerald that steals all the clicks away from Mitchieville.