I Love you, Now Shut the Hell Up

Sounds like those crazy, partyrific Arabs are at it again.

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (Reuters)

Saudi Arabia's morality police are on the scent of illicit red roses as part of a clampdown on would-be St Valentine's lovers in the strict Muslim kingdom.

And what a Kingdom it is. It's a magical kingdom, not unlike Disneyland, except with many more beheadings and stonings. And Mickey Mouse is a government rat.

The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, Saudi Arabia's powerful religious vigilantes, have banned shops from selling any red flowers in the run-up to February 14.
Florists say the move is part of an annual campaign by the committee -- whose members are known as "mutawwaeen" or volunteers -- to prevent Saudis marking a festival they believe flouts their austere doctrine of "Wahhabi" Islam.

Why is the word "Wahhabi" in quotes? That's what they are, they're Wahhabi Moslems. I'm not a "Christian", I'm a Christian. Reuters is funny that way, but not in a ha ha funny, it's more of a stupid ass funny.

Valentine's Day or the "Feast of Love" in Arabic, is beyond the pale in a country where women must cover themselves from head to toe in public and be accompanied by a male guardian.

Wow, that sounds so totally romantic. Imagine living in the desert and having to be covered head to toe, you're not allowed to drive, you have no rights in court against a man, and if you're in public you must be accompanied by a male. Can you just smell the love these guys have for their women? They may as well just tattoo the words "my bitch" on their wives head. Completely sickening. Oh shit, that wasn't politically correct now, was it? What I meant to say is, we need to embrace them, there is no culture better than any other culture, WE need to adapt to their ways. Don't worry, at the rate this shit hole country is declining, it won't be long until we won't have a choice but to adapt to their ways.