Mitchieville Reader is JFK's Illigitimate Son

The internet is buzzing this afternoon on reports that Vanity Fair magazine has tracked down the illegitimate son of assasinated US president John F. Kennedy living in British Coumbia. These same reports state that Vanity Fair sent famous photographer, Harry Benson, who has photographed the Kennedy family in the past, to BC for portraits and are waiting DNA tests results or Kennedy family confirmation before going to press with the story. My only question is: Dmorris, why didn't you let Mitchieville break the story?

Ich Bin Ein Mitchieviller