Woman Has Priorities Straight

ST. AUGUSTINE po po have arrested a woman after pulling her over to find that her 16-month-old girl was not buckled up with a seatbelt, but her beer was:

A 24-pack of Busch beer was strapped in with the passenger-side seat belt, according to an arrest report. The girl was in the back seat with 20-year-old Amber Tedrick, who is the toddler's mother.

Williams, 46, said she didn't know why the child wasn't restrained.

Probably because there weren't enough seatbelts.

Children are our future, but then again, so is beer. And while every child is special, I often say the same thing about beer. Let's me put it this way: Think of the feeling you got that time when you dropped a full case of beer and it smashed on the ground. Remember the emptiness you felt inside? Sure you do, we've all been there. There, you've just walked a mile in this woman's shoes.

Wait a second...she was strapping in Busch beer? That's not even a premium beer! Put the bitch in jail.


Beer, beer, beer, wonderful beer

Next--Is this a man or woman?