Wednesday's Punorama

If you guessed that Tuesday's PUNishment answer was Farrah Fawcett or virgin tap water, you made me laugh. However, you are wrong. The answer was indeed, Tap Dancer. It all makes so much sense now, doesn't it? Like the time when that homeless guy taught you about the birds and the bees and it turned out that it made more sense than your theory that women got pregnant by swallowing watermelon seeds. Man, you sure were a dumb 20 year old.

Maybe today is the day when the grande pun which I have offered up to you like a sweet virgin comes to fruition in your mind. Maybe today is the turning point in your life. I'm glad I could be a part of it. Now get over here and give me a hug, poopy pants.