JOHN SMEATON IS A HERO, BUY THE BASTARD A BEER

JOHN SMEATON SPEAKS FOR ME WHEN HE SAYS, "ARRRRGHHH AAAACK NEEEEE ACCKKKKK NEEEEEEE NEWWWWW", OR WHATEVER THE HELL HE'S SAYING. IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THIS FUNKY SCOTTISH CAT IS, HE'S THE GUY THAT SUBDUED THOSE MUZZIE TERRORIST HOMOS YESTERDAY IN GLASGOW. WHEN ASKED BY REPORTERS TO DESCRIBE HIS THOUGHTS WHEN HE CONFRONTED THE TWO SUSPECTED TERRORISTS, JOHN SAID, ""WHAT'S THE SCORE? I'VE GOT TO GET THIS SORTED."

JOHN THEN PROCEEDED TO BITCHIFY THE ISLAMIC SCUMBAGS AND PUT A GOOD OLD FASHIONED GLASGOW SHIT KICKING INTO THE "FREEDOM FIGHTERS". GOOD FUCKING JOB, JOHN!!!

NOW THERE IS A SITE WHERE YOU CAN BUY THIS HERO A PINT. FOR YOU AMERICANS, A *PINT* IS A BEER. GO BUY JOHN A BEER, I DID AND I NEVER FELT BETTER.

HERE'S TO YOU JOHN. AAAAACKKKK NEEE NAAAAE ACKKKK NOOOOOO!!!!!

POSTED BY SCREAMIN' BILL!