General Trivia Questions Friday

Man, I slept like a baby last night. It's true, I woke up every two hours crying, I wet the bed and shit in my diapers like five times. Thank God for home care.

Last week we had quite a few contestants, but only one winner. Most people got every question correct except for the last one. The only person that answered every question correctly was none other than Andy. Their is a man with a head full of knowledge, I believe he is the reigning champion now for four weeks in a row. That's very impressive. If Andy wins this week he gets the honour of attending The Manor for a special service honouring him. And afterwards, Andy gets to help me construct a retaining wall in my backyard.

Andy, you are not only Mitchieville's smarty panted General Trivia winner of the week, but you get to help The Mayor work, drilling post holes and constructing cement walls for my new pond. Andy, you are one lucky son of a bitch. Yes you are.

Here are this weeks questions:

1) What Olympic aquatic event includes such positions as the Flamingo, crane and fishtail?

2) What food product did Hyppolyte Merge-mouries invent in 1868 by treating oils with hydrogen?

3) What did four million prisoners die mining for in Stalin's Kolyma forced labor camp?

4) What century did mathematicians first use plus and minus signs?

5) What movie's first victim was played by a skinny-dipping actress named Susan Backlinie?

Mitchieville's IT team did a bang-up job assembling those questions, I'm very proud of them. They are not only very smart, but they will be very useful when Andy and I build a retaining wall for my backyard this weekend.

Are you as smart as Andy? Are you as physically fit as him? Do you like construction projects and aren't afraid of a little hard work? Then General Trivia question Friday is for you.

As always, this game is open to everyone. Except Canadian Indians. Well, it is open for Canadian Indians, but just not today. Today is the Native day of action in Canada, which means that if you're First Nation, you get to walk around with guns, threatening violence and stopping trains from running and shutting down major highways for people that are going to work to pay taxes whch in turn will subsidize people from the First Nations. Boo whitey, you're all a bunch of slippery bigots. With fat wallets.