Canada Day in Half-Canada

Canada is a racist shithole. That was the consensus from the last two years of essays written for the Canada Day. And you only need to put your eyes on the Main Stream Media to realize that this great country of ours is really a toxic waste dump, a clear cut forest, and a place where people who pee in public are not celebrated. Despite billions of dollars spent on Political Correctness Initiatives, no progress has been made. Infact, Canada is a worser racist shithole than during the days of slavery and scalping.

More taxes for more activist initiatives. The wise Pierre Elliot Trudeau wisely cut our National Defense to pay for popular social spending. The insane were given their freedom from medication, clean sheets, and food, and allowed to shift for themselves on the streets as a victory for human rights. The money freed up from closing the sanitariums (both for infectious diseases like tuberculosis, and for madness) was wisely used to pay for popular social spending. National institutions that offended the separatist French-Canadians were eliminated, and the money freed up wisely used to pay for popular social spending. And without the popular social spending, which employs idealists, dreamers, and opportunists, there would be far fewer votes for Politically Correct politics, and fewer circulation boosting stories in the Main Stream Media.

Not enough taxspenders, too many complaining taxpayers. Taxspenders are in the vanguard of activism. Regardless if they are in a paid position, caring for the helpless, or just paid to be helpless, our taxspenders always support the great Statist goals of diaperization of the electorate. A majority of Taxpayers support Statism. They are motivated by the excellent work done by our Telemarketing teams who create the facts that support the taxspending initiative of the moment. A picture of a cute white toddler brings home the famine that rages through Toronto's African villages. A photoshopped picture of the missing glaciers in Saskatchewan brings home the factless reality of Global Warming. Aristotle's logic is disrespected and purged because it is too difficult for illiterate linguists, and replaced with emotionally based reasoning, feel good spending of the money of other people, and tapeworm habitat protectionism.

Reality is what I tell you it is. I could not have said it better myself. Any hypnotist knows that their job is to replace the source of sensations of reality. Our taxspenders believe the truths they are told And the New Truth leaves them hungry for more spending and more New Truth. All across this racist shithole that is Canada, our most valuable resource, children, sail through our education system on a cloud of feel goodiness. They never fail. From nursery school to grade school to high school to university they learn nothing, and they learn nothing well. Our illiterate linguists, talentless poets, and students of the useless, are never confronted with the negativity of being illiterate, tasteless, or useless. Instead they are celebrated with student grants and temp jobs in academia. Ultimately, and this is the beauty of our Politically Correct system, the swimming sperm of abilityless activists must become victims to get their hands on Comrade Gollum's precious: the tenured academic job, the disability pension, or the journalists computer.

This is the racist shithole that is Canada. Not enough money for activists; more and worse problems everyday; and a happy handout for those that make it more and worse, that make more money for activists. So, go wipe your ass with the Canadian flag. Scrape the feces from your sphincter with a swirl. Everybody hates Canada, and you should too. Where is my handout?

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this at both DustMyBroom and Mitchieville.