Bill Clinton Loses It Over Nevada

According to CNN Bubba got all hot under the collar yesterday after being questioned by a reporter about the timing of a lawsuit filed by Hillary Clinton supporters in Nevada:

The lawsuit, filed by the state teacher's union — an organization that has backed Hillary Clinton's White House bid — came Friday, shortly after Barack Obama was officially endorsed by the Culinary Union. Culinary Union members primarily work in casinos, and could constitute the majority of participants at caucuses held at those locations.

Slick Willy always was good with a sound bite:



The question remains - would the Nevada lawsuit have been filed if the caucus locations favoured Hillary Clinton and not Barack Obama? I doubt it.


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Snuffbox Swear Song

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Can I Get You Another Scotch, Senator?

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I'M SORRY FOR POSTING THIS--YOU'LL BE SORRY YOU WATCHED IT

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JOHN SMEATON IS A HERO, BUY THE BASTARD A BEER

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FERRET VS JALEPENO

WATCH AS SOME SPASTIC MORONS FEED THEIR PET FERRET A JALAPENO. YA, HARDY HARR HARR, THAT'S SO FUNNY. NOW WATCH THE FERRET GO BALLISTIC TRYING TO FIND AND DRINK WATER. HARDY HARR HARR, THAT'S SO FUNNY. NOW WATCH AS I PUT HOT SAUCE ON THE END OF A SLEDGEHAMMER AND LET THESE TWO IDIOTS TASTE THE SPICY END OF MY TOOL OF PUNISHMENT. HARDY HARR HARR, THAT'S SO FUNNY. YA, WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, YOU IGNORANT ARESHOLES WHO CAN'T EVEN LAUGH PROPERLY. I HOPE THE FERRET GROWS UP BIG AND STRONG AND EATS ALL THE SKIN OFF YOUR BONES, NO-LIFE JAGOFFS.

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How To Feed 100 Dogs at Once

THE THING THAT AMAZES ME MOST ABOUT THIS CLIP IS THAT THE GUY USES THE EXACT SAME TECHNIQUE TO FEED HIS 100 DOGS AS I USE TO FEED THE 100 FRENCHMEN I HAVE LOCKED AWAY IN CAGES IN THE SEWER BELOW MY HOUSE. I SAY, "HEAR FRENCHIE, COME EAT SOME SHIT". AND THEY DO, BECAUSE THEY'RE FRENCHMEN. I NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE FRENCHMEN STANDING UP TO ME OR TRYING TO ESCAPE BECAUSE...WELL, I TOLD YOU WHY, THEY'RE FRENCHMEN.

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The Zimmers "My Generation"

IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD TO ROCK AND OR ROLL. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS BULLSHIT, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE CUT-OFF AGE FOR ROCKING AND OR ROLLING WAS 57, BUT WHAT THE HELL DO I KNOW? ONE THING I DO KNOW THOUGH, IS THAT THESE OLD FARTS REALLY GIVE 'ER IN THIS CLIP AND SHOULD BE COMMENDED, AFTER ALL, THEY ARE SO OLD THEY SHOULD BE SITTING IN A WHEELCHAIR, LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND DROOLING, NOT PARTYING LIKE IT'S 1799 HAHAHA

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WOMAN---WHOOOOOOAAAA MAN

THE WOMAN IN THIS SHORT CLIP IS TOO FUCKING STUPID TO LIVE BUT I SUPPOSE GOD IS MERCIFUL AND HE LETS EVEN THE DUMBEST BRICKS BREATH MY AIR--WHY DOTH THOU MOCK ME OH LORD? ANYWAY SHE'S AN IDIOT AND HER HELL IS ON EARTH HAHAHAHA

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THOSE BEARS ARE A BILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THE CHICAGO BEARS

HOLY CRAP ON A STICK...THOSE BEARS ARE FREAKING ME THE HELL OUT I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN MY WHOLE LIFE AND I'VE SEEN JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING LIKE THE TIME I SAW ALIENS COME DOWN FROM A SPACESHIP AND ABDUCT MY BUDDY'S GIRLFRIEND AND MADE ME HAVE SEX WITH HER WHILE MY OTHER BUDDIES WATCHED AND SMACKED A ROLLED UP NEWSPAPER OFF MY ROCK-HARD ASS...OHHHH THE PAIN OF THE MEMORIES THANKS FOR NOTHING HAVE I MENTIONED THAT THOSE FUCKING BEARS ARE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT?

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HOW'S MY DRIVING? DIAL 1-800-EAT-SHIT

LOOK AT ME I'M A TANK AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF YOU STINKIN' CAMEL JOCKEYS HAHA MOVE IT ABDUL OR I'LL KNOCK YOU DOWN QUICKER THAN A SERIES OF RIGHT HOOKS LANDED BY IKE TURNER ON TINA'S UGLY FACE HAHAHA NO BEEP BEEP HERE FARQUAD JUST MOVE OR YOU'LL MEET ALLAH FOR DINNER TONIGHT

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PASSENGER CRUISER UP SHITS CREEK

A HELICOPTER TAKES SOME AMAZING FOOTAGE OF A PASSENGER CRUISER, "VOYAGER", CAUGHT IN SOME HEAVY SEAS ON THE OCEAN CALLED, "HOLY FUCK, WE'RE GOING TO DIE". I WATCHED THIS AN HOUR AGO AND I'M STILL PUKING. YES, MATEY, YOU MIGHT WANT TO SWAB THE DECK, I JUST VOMITED ON IT.

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