Black victim of prejudice

Conrad Black is suffering, right now. He is suffering at the hands of a racist court system that hates Black people. And the number one person being hated is Conrad Black.

There was no crime committed, except for Conrad being Black: an example and role model to lead others into the realms of power and privilege. But no, the Americans just had to bring down the Black man. Does the prosecutor have political ambitions (*)? Does the court reporter need some overtime (at double bubble!) to buy expensive rubber fetish gear? And what about the Illuminati (*)? Everyone knows they exist, especially when there is no proof.

This long weekend, while you gorge on saurkraut and sausage, when you lie under the beer keg spout guzzling, as you wield a mighty mouth shovel to fill your face to bursting, take a moment to think of one less fortunate: Conrad Black. He is a good man. His family loves him. His children are legitimate. He has a job. But this weekend as you watch your dog gnaw on an ulna, think of his unhappiness, waiting for a jury verdict. Conrad's stein of Labatt's Blue tastes like dishwater. The Oktoberfest sausage seems greasy. The platter of fries, smothered in gravy and cheese, makes his heart skip a beat. The sun burns and the canoe smells of fish guts. There is no happiness here. Conrad has lost the use of his invisible trailer hitch of white Canadian Tire shareowner privilege ... like everyone else who does not have invisible white privilege consumer goods. Conrad Black is a Half-Canadian.

It is no secret that a disproportionate number of Black people are in prison. Not because of any crimes they committed, but because of a American justice system that is prejudiced against criminals. In Toronto, an advanced civilization far superior to the surrounding dung hutted villages filled with mud encrusted peasants, criminals are not treated like criminals. Happy gunshots resound, and activist G-boi are free to shoot each other in the head at school, and then get a paid job as a hallway monitor. This is the justice system that Political Correctness demands.

I call upon the American people to rise up and destroy themselves. All of America really belongs to the Black man, Conrad Black. Hand it over, America. Then, and only then, can you begin to feel less guilty.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this at Mitchieville and DustMyBroom