The Spice Girls Find Work

The Spice Girls announced today, or yesterday, or even possibly last month, that they are re-uniting for a series of concerts later this year. When the Spice Girls were in their prime, they wouldn't even look at The Mayor on a good day. Well, as fate would have it, I'm still 6', 200lbs of meaty goodness, and these crustaceans are 90 pounds heavier, 3 kids more haggard, and look like they are taste testers at a crack factory. Hell, I wouldn't even let the one on the left, the one with the big, plump titties lick the sweat off my left one. Actually, I probably would, but I'd have to be in one hell of a good mood. Whore spice.