The Mayor's Disfunctional Linkie Love

Sadly, the Mayor is in recovery from his 'weekend' in Montreal. Unlike Toronto, where the Whiskey and Whores are quality checked by the Toronto Telemarketing Standards Authority (as per their mandate under section 17-010, paragraph P, of the Electrical Safety Code), Montreal does not have a standards setting and enforcement agency. The Mayor fell in with some Rye and Ginger of Questionable Quality, even for his genetically superior liver. You, the Good People of Mitchieville, have come to expect Linkie Love, lovingly delivered, promptly, of high quality, and in adult portions. I am unable to sit by, listening to the Mayor have the dry heaves as he regurgitates ever more inferior Montreal fast food, watching the Mayor claw at the grinding bones in his swollen skull, and hearing that soft voice of Fenris as he pushes some opiate based potion as sure fire hangover cure.

Identify a need, and satisfy it. Here, smoking fresh from the Personal Computer upon the Desk of Fenris, are some links. And, let me apologize, as these are surely not the same superior quality as The Mayor would provide you, if he had the time to bother. As an activist, I take no responsibility for my actions. Beware and Enjoy!

From the Tourism Toronto Folder:

Thinking of travel to Toronto for the theatre, ballet, or hockey game? Afters, you need to sport the latest evening gear for a Toronto style whoop-up. (link) Step through the pages to get to the catalogue.

Here is an idea of the sort of act you will see on the stage in Toronto, our Multi-Cultural City of Light. It's going to be Toronto's hot new act for March. (link)

Extinction Watch:

Fenris plans to announce the imminent extinction of this animal (link). There will be a funding drive to establish a bio-diversity refuge on some land where Fenris has been dumping toxic waste.

Well, it looks like that is it. My apologies on the quality. Certainly not what you have come to expect from The Mayor, but then again, he is too busy to bother doing his job and fulfilling his responsibilities to You, The People of Mitchieville. Just think, less than a year until the next election.

I, ikthis, lowly scribe wrote this.