The Mayor's Linkie Love

I have quite a bit of love to give today, are you ready to receive my love? Are you in a love taking mood right now, or are you more in a love giving mood? This entire post depends on whether or not you want my love. So, tell me, how much do you really want my love? I see that you are still reading, so I can only assume you are in dire need of The Mayor's love. Pardon? When I *assume* I make an ass out of you and me? Wow, those are some pretty tough words, fresh mouth. Care to try to back them up? I may be in a love giving mood, but that doesn't mean I'm not in a *punch you upside your nappy ole head for coming on to me like that* mood.

Damn, I went way too far, I'm sorry. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I can't live without you. I love you too much. Sometimes my words get the best of me, but I don't want to fight you, I want to live in a peaceful world. Pardon? You don't want to live in a peaceful world? Oh really. How about I give you a face full of my fist, would that make you feel better? It sure would make me feel better. Damn, I'm sorry, but let's face it, you're in a terribly shitty mood and it seems you're trying to piss me off for some reason.

I'm not sure if I care for your attitude today. Did someone urinate in your CornFlakes this morning? I've never seen you like this before. What gives you the right to come in here and treat me like a dogs breakfast? I did nothing to you, I've been good to you. Look at how I helped you out when your uncle was sick with AIDS. Look at the way I helped you out when you were broke. Sure, I didn't lend you money, but I told you to get off your lazy ass and find a job. You didn't need money, you needed tough love. And I gave it to you.

Forget it, Linkie love is cancelled today, you've completely ruined my weekend. Now I'm all puffy-faced and crying, I hate you for this. I'm not sure if I'll ever forgive you, you are a beast. Wait until my mom hears about this, she's going to find you and tan your ass, you bastard. There, I said it, you're a bastard.

Consider this me taking you to the curb once and for all. And stop reading this, you're making a fool out of yourself. Seriously, every one's talking about you. Right about now you should feel pretty foolish.