Kinky Sex Gone Bad

A bizarre attack has left one man in hospital and one lady charged with assault:

Tempe police arrested a woman Tuesday night after she tied up a man during sex, then slashed him repeatedly with a knife and told him she likes to drink blood.

The man told police he had consented to being tied up but became scared when the woman attacked him with a knife. He eventually freed himself and ran away, but Sutton chased him with a pickax, police said.

Sure, consensual sex with total strangers is a blast. Being tied up in a kinky sex session is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. But for the love of God, before you engage in these activities, always ask your partner if they're a blood-sucking vampire. They have to tell you the truth, it's part of the vampire code.

I can't believe that this is 2007 and I still have to remind you people of this. That's sad.

Thanks for sending me this, Mark!

I want to suck your blood. Sure, did you have an AIDS test yet?