Britney Spears is Bald, Ugly, Stupid

This is Britney Spears with a bald head. Why does Britney Spears have a bald head, you ask? Is it A) She is a newly christened member of the Los Angeles version of the Hari Krishna B) She is united in solidarity with cancer survivors C) She is auditioning for the part of a holocaust victim in an upcoming Steven Spielberg movie D) She has completely lost her fucking mind.

If you guessed *D*, you sir/madam are correct.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, by the time this is over, Kevin Federline will be regarded as the sane one.