Desperate Mayor Update

In what started out as light-hearted ribbing (actually, it was a brutal, blind-sided attack), quickly turned into a vicious, hurtful tirade, has made yet another incredible turn.

First, I would like to point you in the direction of a nasty comment that caught The Mayor's attention:

your a asshole! you just wish you had a bod like marcia! and she is pregnant dumb ass! and you causing her stress is making the pregnancy worse. go crall in a hole :P

It wasn't the actual comment that made me so upset, it was the unhappy face emoticon that made me cry :p

How dare Heidi give The Mayor an unhappy face emoticon, that's just rude. You, Heidi, are one mean person, pox on your village.

Yet, out of all the hateful comments and grief the Househags have bestowed upon The Mayor, there were a few Househags that understood what I was saying, a few Househags who would rather make love than war. For instance, take this comment from the Desperate Fan site:

Oh my goodness, that's hilarious! If you actually read that with a sense of humor, you have to admit, its pretty funny. Man, he actually has been responding to us? This whole thing is just so amusing. This might offend some other people, but I was laughing hysterically at that whole post. That just totally made by day!

I guess he's just satirizing the whole site. I have to admit, being obsessed with a television show is a bit comical. But who am I one to talk? I'm addicted to DH

What a good sport, The Mayor is quite pleased by this comment. When I finally meet this woman and make love to her, I will give her extra-special attention, attention generally reserved for super-models and chicks that act in porn.

Another wacky, freckled-face Househag, sent me a video of Flicka taking off her top. The comment attached to the email was this: "Watch this short video of Marcia taking off her top, it's from the Female Perversions movie. Don't you think Marcia is gorgeous?" Well, I watched that video several times and quite frankly, in the previous posts where I said Marcia had the best body of all the Desperate Housewives, I couldn't be more wrong. Marcia looks like she could use a meal or three. Her chestplate is showing, making her look like she spent the winter foraging in Malawi for sticks and grubs.

That's not the point though, the point is that now I am a fan of Desperate Housewives, and I don't think I will be putting the show down any more. Don't get me wrong, I will never watch the show, I'm not even sure it's still on the air. What I'm saying is that now I respect the Desperate Househags who have defended that God-awful show through all the terrible crap I have said, and through all the garbage everyone in the world, minus the few hundred dopes that are obsessed by such a stupid show, has said. Okay, fine, I might not quite be over putting down the show, but I have at least seen the light. Somewhat.

I love you, Susan. I love you, Lynette. I love you, Gabrielle. I love you, Edie. But most of all, I love you, Flicka xoxoxox :)