The European MTV Awards Hates Black People

Kanye West crashed the stage of the European MTV Music Awards and went into a profanity-laced tirade after learning he did not win the Best Video Award.

"[My video] cost a million dollars. Pamela Anderson was in it. I was jumping across canyons and sh--." When his video doesn't win, Kanye argued, "the awards show loses credibility. Nothing against you, but hell, man."

The rant, which inspired gasps from the audience, carried over into a post-show press conference, in which West admitted to reporters, "I haven't seen [the Justice vs. Simian video]. Possibly it could have been quite good, but no way better than 'Touch the Sky'. That is complete bullsh--. I paid a million. Obviously it's not all about the money, but the response it got transcended everything, it really made great TV. It took a month to film; I stood on a mountain; I flew a helicopter over Vegas. I did it to be the king of all videos and I wanted to walk home with that award."

Isn't he just adorable? Don't you want to throw your arms around his little neck and give him a great big squeeze?

Some people might say that Kanye West is a sucky, pathetic, whiny little troll who has a big mouth that needs to be closed via a baseball bat. I'm not one of those people. Let's face it, Kanye deserved to win that award, after all, he stood on a mountain for God's sake. Not only that, look at all the money he spent on that video, it has to be the best. Even though I have never heard anything that Kanye has ever produced, I know he must be a great person that needs to be taken seriously. Why, you ask? Because he's a musician. Yup, he plays music.

Kanye, go west, young turd