Inside Mitchieville - November 4, 2006

Here is Fenris coming into work at 6:47am, like he does everyday, working hard for You, The People of Mitchieville.

This is Mitch's car: a lilac roadster. Here Mitch has a blood alcohol level low enough for him to drive to see one of his illegitimate children in the trailer park where he keeps some of his brood. He uses their birthday teddy bear money to buy whiskey for himself.

Even on Saturday, Mitchieville is working in the best interests of itself. Here, Doctor Kronsteen is applying electric shock to a taxpayer who questioned the authority of a librarian. Fenris Badwulf supplied the electroshock equipment from his personal collection of management tools.

This is the framed picture of Lisa that Mitch keeps in his private washroom.

This is Fenris, using hand grenades to compost and recycle a squeege kid. You can still see the faint outline of his form in the expanding cloud of organic matter. To save You, The People of Mitchieville, your hard earned tax dollars, Fenris has all of his personal wheeled and tracked transport equipped with close-in defense capability.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.