30 Second Fudge

I am going to explain something to you that will, no doubt, change your life for the better. What I am going to explain to you, very few people in the universe know about, fewer still have tried. I am talking about 30 second fudge.

There is not a person alive that doesn't like fudge. Anyone that says they don't like fudge has mental problems and should be dismissed as some sort of deviant. They should be cast aside and ridiculed, perhaps poked and prodded with a pointy, sharp stick. Fudge is nature's food, it's God's way of telling us that he loves us. Fudge is God's food.

First, here are the ingredients:

1 creamer (as in from a restaurant, for a cup of coffee)
1 tablespoon of brown sugar
dab of butter

Take the ingredients and place them in a bowl. Take said bowl and put it in a microwave and nuke it for 30 seconds. When you take it out of the microwave, stir until it thickens. When it has thickened, you have yourself a delicious piece of fudge.

You sir/ma'am are one lucky son of a bitch. You're welcome.

Vote The Mayor for Mayor, December 25-06