Britney Spears in Harper's Magazine

Folks, there is no photoshopping going on at Harper's mag. Nope, none at all. Yup, this is the real pregnant Britney, and not the disgusting humped eieio yokel that you have seen in previous pictures.

What's with this fascination of putting pregnant women on the covers of magazines? No one in their right mind wants or needs to see something like that. Front covers are for hot chicks, not moody, burping baby-makers who got knocked up by drooling, talentless malcontents.

The only time when we should be seeing pregnant women on covers of magazines is when they are actually giving birth. Close-ups, plenty of close-ups.

(ya, okay, she looks hot, shut the hell up)

Put your clothes back on, you hayseed