Is Victoria Beckham Too Thin?

Of course she isn't, that sounds like a question a jealous fat chick might ask.

However, correspondent Nicole Lampert of The Daily Mail, seems to think that anorexics are looking at Victoria Beckham as their non-eating hero: a recent posting on a pro-anorexia website said:

"Beautiful children, beautiful husband and she, herself, is about perfect. I wonder if there is a published Victoria Beckham 'diet' out there?"

Another said: "I envy her thin legs and chest. She has beautiful bones sticking out of her chest."

I don't see any beautiful bones sticking out of Victoria's chest, but I do fantasy about my beautiful bone laying on Victoria's chest. Zing.

The rest of the article drones on about how thin Victoria is and the possibility that she might have an eating disorder.

Let me make this perfectly clear: Victoria Beckham does not have an eating disorder, she has a perfect body. Sure, she might have a face that you could carve a ham on, but her body is simply scrumpdillyicious. Anyone that thinks Victoria Beckham is too thin is either too fat or too stupid, with a large possibility that they may be both fat and stupid.

Ladies, let Victoria Beckham be your weight role model. If this means skipping every meal from now until Christmas, then do it, it's worth it. Become Victoria Beckham, don't be scared of bones sticking out of your chest, as a matter of fact, let this be your motto,: "The more bones sticking out of me means more bones that will be stuck in me".

Truer words have never been spoken. So sayeth the Mayor, let the dieting begin.