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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Canadians Aren't Doing the Dirty

I wanted to post this yesterday, but I was too busy having sex:
A new survey suggests Canada's bedrooms are as chilly as our winters, with more than a quarter -- 28% -- of all Canadians reporting that they never or "hardly ever" have sex.

The poll found 24% of respondents do it weekly, 20% several times a week, 12% monthly, and 2% daily.
24% + 20% + 12% + 2% = alot of hand-balming for the rest of the 42%.

Why aren't Canadians having as much sex as they use to, are we getting uglier, is the hockey season way too long?
"It's been said that this young generation of people are more sophisticated and educated about the consequences of sex, and they're making much smarter choices in limiting the number of sex partners they have," said Liane George, senior editor at Maclean's magazine.
Good answer, if you live in Fantasyland, but unrealistic here on earth.

Young people may be limiting the amount of partners they have, but not because they are *sophisticated* and educated, it's because approximately 30% of young people have an STD. The only thing sex education in school has done is fuck up an entire generation of healthy youths. It's the eggheads and progressives like Liane George who is to blame for this, well, her and parents who aren't doing their job cracking the whip and smacking down their promiscuous boys and girls.

Over the past 20 years we have heard liberals espousing the virtues of non-consequential sex, how healthy sex is, how children are going to have sex anyways so why hamper them, we need to educate them. Well, we've educated the fuck out of them and now we have legions of herpe, AIDS, clap, and other STD infected youths. Basically, we have reaped what we have sewed.

Now that Canadians aren't having as much sex as we use to, progressives smile and tell us that kids are *sophisticated* thanks to the steady programming they have received at sex school.

Don't buy that shit, they're wrong. People like Liane George shouldn't be happy at those numbers, Liane George should be disgusted at how we got to those numbers.

Sex? Naw, I'm Canadian

posted by The Mayor at 12:39 PM

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