Heather Mills McCartney is a Whack Job

Heather Mills McCartney, seen here with a hand growing out of her disgusting rubbery stomach, says that she fears for her life:

Heather Mills says she fears she could be shot dead or stabbed like former Beatles legends John Lennon and George Harrison.

I'm sure Heather has nothing to worry about.

You see, John and George were famous, psychos cling to people like that. On the other hand, Heather is a whiney malcontent with no discernible talent that people could care less about.

If you don't want to be shot, stabbed, or kidnapped, the first rule is not to tell the press that you fear you will be shot, stabbed or kidnapped. Drawing attention to yourself is a stupid idea, but then again, Heather Mills isn't exactly MENSA material. As a matter of fact, Heather Mills isn't even Sesame Street material, she's just a loaf of moldy bread with a stick of wood for a leg, a hand growing out of her gross tummy, and shit for brains.

Be gone, Heather Mills, I tire of you!

What was Paul thinking?