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Monday, May 08, 2006

Jessica Simpson--The Redhead

You know what they say, once you go red, you never go back. Or something like that:
"It's a wig!" she told Kevin on the red carpet. "I put eyeshadow on the blonde to hide it."

In fact, the wig is part of Jessica's new hairpiece line coming out soon, as reported by "The Insider"'s own MARC MALKIN on March 21.
I'm not saying that I like the new look, but shoot me in the face if I haven't squirted three times in the last seven minutes.

Baby looks good whatever she wears, I'd go as far to say that even if Jessica Simpson was completely naked, she'd probably still look good.

Hehe, I squirted again.

Juliet sent me the pic and the article, therefore, she gets the keys to The Manor

Labels: Hollyweirdo's, jessica simpson

posted by The Mayor at 4:15 PM

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