Study Says That Men Like Having Man Time

If you are one of those people that enjoy truly ridiculous and obvious studies, then you are in your element today, my friend:

Whether it is in the garage, the study or even just sitting in a La-Z-Boy recliner playing video games, men feel the need to get away from women occasionally, according to a new book chronicling the gender's favourite hiding spots.

Men are not trying to escape out of anger or any negative feelings toward women, Mr. Twitchell said this week, but simply because they crave a place to be alone or to share the company of other men.

Yup, or because they are trying to escape out of anger or negative feelings towards women. Oh right, you just discounted that theory.

Let's back it up just a bit, shall we? The main reason men like to occasionally hang out with other men is because they feel comfortable saying dirty words like titties, cock, and pee-pee hole, something they might not feel comfortable saying around women. Another reason, is that women are getting too damn comfortable nowadays around the remote. Men are now forced, well, pretty much forced, to watch shows like Will & Grace, or the myriad of homosexual designer shows. Trust me ladies, men hate that shit with a passion. They might tell you they like it, but deep down they would rather rub their penis with sandpaper than watch that tripe.

Men aren't entirely sure what it means to be a man anymore. Without a doubt, we love women. We cherish women, we put them on a pedestal. We would not ever want to give up our time with the fairer sex, we love you with all our being. But sometimes you just piss us the fuck off. Just like the way we piss you the fuck off, there is no great harm in that, shit happens. It's just that sometimes we need a little space to get our heads straight, to talk to other men about manly things, like meat, cars, and ass. We'll still come home later, but we'll be slightly drunk and frisky as hell.

A good, solid, and healthy relationship is based on not having to spend every waking hour with your better half. Part of growing together is the ability to manage on your own. If you consume all of your partners time, eventually they will resent you, and eventually despise you. If you give your partner some space, the goodness that will come back to you will be ten-fold.

Of course, I'm not talking about my relationship with The Little Danish Girl, I enjoy every second with her. I'm talking about you mortal people who live mortal lives. Man, you didn't really think I was talking about my girlfriend that way, you'd have to be out of your mind to think that. She's perfect for Christ's sake, I take offence to you thinking anything otherwise. I'm really offended, this post is for your benefit, not mine. My relationship with The Little Danish girl is extraordinary, don't you dare compare your dysfunctional relationship to the match that God gave me and my perfect woman. Wow, cool off, man, take a shower and chill the hell out.

Men need alone time, what a shocker