We are the World, We are the Racist Children

The former chairman of the Commission for Racial Equality, Herman Ouseley, says that children as young as three should to be forced to play with children of different ethnic groups in order to stop prejudice from developing:

Nursery staff should "discourage separate play" and "help children to unlearn any racist attitudes and behaviour they may have already learnt", said Lord Ouseley.

"It is important to consider whether patterns of play are consistently based on racial or cultural grounds," he writes in the latest issue of the journal Race Equality Teaching.

Conventional wisdom tells us that children are colour blind, it matters not a whit to them who they play with, what colour they are, or what religious denomination they belong to, all that matters to them is that they are having fun. Conventional wisdom is completely wrong.

It is now blatantly obvious that little children are nothing more than racist tyrants that need to be bitch-slapped into political correctness. It now makes sense why my youngest legitimate child would only suck on a white soother when he was a baby, it's because he's a racist. He use to cry when his hands got dirty, not because he hated filth, but because he was scared of turning into a black person. In retrospect, I should have beaten the prejudice out of him with my mighty fists.

Forcing your child to play with children from various ethnic backgrounds is a rule which must be enforced. I know some of you might be saying that this idea sounds like reverse discrimination, that forcing a child to play with someone will only harbour resentment and hate, but you couldn't be more wrong. Smarter people than you and I, possibly people who have no children to speak of, know what's best for our kids. These people are very important and most likely have many leather bound books and framed degrees on their walls with many letters after their names. They know what's best.

Do it for the children