*The Break Up* is a Terrible Movie

At least so says everyone who has a neck:

Misleadingly marketed as a boisterous comedy, "The Break-Up" may be the first "last-date movie" -- the one you see with someone that you're about to dump. Sporadic rays of sunshine emanate from the broad and gifted supporting cast, but the core story is almost relentlessly unpleasant, like sitting through a dinner party where the host couple does nothing but bicker. Pic's built-in curiosity about the onscreen Vince Vaughn-Jennifer Aniston pairing should quickly dissipate faster than one of Vaughn's rat-a-tat riffs as word of mouth spreads.

It seems as if, on the scale of bad reviews, "The Break Up" is getting slightly better reviews than "Vern Has Sex With a Young Male Chinese Hooker", but only slightly better.

However, I can't blame Vern for those lousy reviews, he wasn't even in the movie, he was being played by a robot Vern. A pirate robot Vern. A Fwench robot pirate Vern.

Jennifer Aniston knows how to pick 'em