Angelina Jolie Squirts out a Baby

The strange part is, I never even heard she was pregnant:

"The night of May 27, 2006 in Namibia, Africa, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed their daughter Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. No further information is being given," publicist Cindy Guagenti said in a statement.

Mother and baby are doing fine, while Pitt is still recovering from the whip marks he's gotten over the last year or so.

I suppose of all the names to choose, Shiloh Nouvel isn't the worst. It's a Hebrew name, Shiloh meaning "From a mother who is mentally unstable", and Nouvel, meaning, "From a father who's completely pussy whipped".

I'd pay $600 to see her stretch marks