America is Weak! Time to Attack!

Warlord Bush has finally shown weakness by allowing amnesty for all those Illegal-Immigrant-Americans. Hurrah. Activists around the campfire here at the Global Village Peoples are filled with the same glee as when the Japanese Vegetarians watched Pearl Harbor burn on December 7, 1941.

Everybody! Time to swarm the vulnerable northern border of America and take what is rightfully ours: Citizenship and the Handouts that come with it! Nobody should have to work in America, well, except for evil white heteronormatives. Let us flood over the border like raccoons and skunks on garbage night!

Tora! Tora! Tora!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this en route to Buffalo.