Exciting Business Opportunity

Tired of Get Rich Quick schemes that leave you rolling in dough, but spiritually unsatisfied? I know that I am!

Hello! My name is Fenris Badwulf! And I would like to tell you about an exciting new business opportunity that will make you stinking rich quick, and leave you a feeling of rich creamy goodness, too!

This week's franchise opportunity is for the Hypo-Thermic Weightloss System!

Sounds good, Fenris. What the heck is it?

The Hypo-Thermic Weightloss System is an exciting method of guaranteed fat removal developed by the world's most recognized authority on hypothermic weightloss, Doctor Julius Noh. Doctor Noh is a Professor of Mathematics and Classical Roman Political Science at the Otto Skorzeny College of the University of Toronto.

How does it work, Fenris? Give me the Big Picture.

It is simple! During his early years doing research at the world famous Muller Institute on Prinz Albrechtstrasse in Berlin, Doctor Noh observed the relationship between weight loss and partial body immersion in hypo-thermic water. Later, Doctor Noh formalized his observations and developed the easy to use and inexpensive method that millions of people now use to control their weight.

Wow. I am impressed, Fenris. How do I buy into this money making opportunity?

I am glad you asked! We will send you everything you need, including:

1) Friend Manager 2000 - the world's leading telemarketing software

2) Hypo-Thermic 9000 Dial a Weightloss computer-less calculator

3) Total Victory Today! - an inspiring video to enjoy while you luxuriate in your hypo-thermic weightloss experience, produced by Doctor Noh and narrated by Jack Palance.

Rush to your chequebook and grab a pen and hurry off a payment of only Two Hundred Dollars payable to Fenris Badwulf and receive the complete kit by our trustworthy motorcycle dispatch courier anywhere you live on the planet Earth!

You don't need to listen to me, just listen to what other people have had to say:

Robert F Scott, renowned explorer: Certainly Hypo-Thermic weightloss is one of the fastest and most effective ways of trimming off a few pounds that I have ever seen. Fenris Badwulf is one of the most trustworthy people I have ever met.

John Franklin, Captain Royal Navy, retired: Having seen the effects of Hypo-Thermic weightloss first hand, it is my priviledge to recommend Fenris Badwulf and this magnificent money making opportunity to you.

Jayson Blair, Truthspeaker and Mainstream Media Fact Checker: I applied the most stringent fact checking fact checks on every aspect of the Hypo-Thermic weightloss system. Every word is true, you have my word on that.


You can eat all the same foods you eat now: Pizza, Pasta, and Pork Rinds! You can even eat more: load up on french fries and gravy with the lasagne, and down it with a big chocolate milk shake and a few shots of whiskey! And still keep your youthful figure! Just dial in how much weight you want to lose, set the water temperature for your comfort level, and let Hypo-Thermic Weightloss melt off your calories while you read, study, or sleep!

Wow!

I, Fenris Badwulf, brought you this as a public service, because I care.