British Women Still Hate Their Bodies

Nothing has changed since yesterday, British women still hate their bodies:

Of those questioned in the poll, nine out of ten said that they dieted, with 41 per cent saying they were constantly on a diet. Half admitted to lying about their weight, and almost a third cut size labels out of clothes, the research revealed.

The least popular parts of their bodies are thighs, hated by 87 per cent of those questioned, and waists, disliked by 79 per cent.

More than half of those questioned were also disappointed by their breasts, feet, face, neck, hands and fingers, teeth, hair, chunky arms and legs and muffin tops, podgy rolls sticking out over their waistband.

That's quite a disgusting visual smorgasbord, isn't it?

There must be something British women like about their bodies, right?

The only parts of the body which fared reasonably well were slimmish ankles, which 54 per cent of women liked.

*Slimmish ankles*? I'm not even sure that I've ever even looked at my ankles before. Hold on, let me take a look...well I'll be damned. I really do have some sexy and slimmish ankles. I would have never thought that my ankles were so darn appealing. As a matter of fact, they are so beautiful and slim that I'm absolutely positive that I could easily score a ankle modeling contract. Goody for The Mayor.

Having slimmish ankles is wonderful I suppose, but if you have a couple of tree trunks on top of them, then it really doesn't matter a whole hell of a lot now, does it? If you study your body and find out that your best features are your ankles, then I'm afraid to tell you this, but you're a troll. Yup, get use to living under a bridge and yelling at school kids, your life is pretty much going to be confined to eating beans out of a can and growing a hairy Italian-like mustache.

All is not lost though, perhaps these British women exaggerate how homely they are. I've been to Britain three times in the last five years and I find that British women are very sexy and completely delicious (I'm kidding, of course, it's Trollville over their).

Anyway, this subject is starting to disgust and depress me, so I'm pretty much finished with it for a while.