Bigger and More Severe Pun-Ishment

Praise be to Donnah, from the Florida Cracker, for sending in today's pun. I immediately guessed the correct answer, but then again, I'm a pun person, I'm finely tuned into all things pun. It's good to see that the crowds are finally participating, thanks, Donnah.

The River Rat successfully answered yesterday's pun, I'm very proud of the big guy. RR, please take some funds out of the Mitchieville coffers and buy yourself something frilly. And get something for your wife, too.

Would you like some money to buy yourself something frilly? Sure you would, who wouldn't? Well, I suggest then that you answer one of the puns correctly, and you will be well on your way to having a sexy new wardrobe.

So, any idea?