Angelina Jolie Gets Ready to Pop

In Africa, none-the-less. And how are Angelina and Brad going to keep the crowds of reporters away?

WINDHOEK (Reuters) - Pregnant Hollywood siren Angelina Jolie and boyfriend Brad Pitt have taken refuge in a remote Namibian game lodge where wild lions will help protect them from the media, a Namibian newspaper said on Monday.

Does anyone else get the impression that Angelina Jolie is completely normal? Ya, me neither.

Between Angelina giving birth at a game lodge, and Katie Holmes giving birth the *Scientology way*, I'm just waiting for the next celebrity to take it to the next level and give birth dangling from a bridge overpass.

As Tom Cruise said to me the other day, "What is it with these people, they're crrrraaaaaazy".

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lions eat the media tonight...