Make the bad voices stop

Fenris, what can I do to stop the bad voices? Like most members of the Brave Opponents of White, Evil Lawlessness Movement, we want to end the oppression of police, taxpayers, and heteronormative moralists. The B.O.W.E.L movement is strong, and gaining in strength, my multi-gendered Village Peoples Activists! So, what can You Do to Help Me?

Tagging. This is one of my favorite Activist activities. Although in some cultures it is considered wrong to take spray paint to traffic signs, school buildings, store windows, or parked cars, the fact is in other cultures it is acceptable, infact, required for time honored rituals that introduce youth into the mysteries of adulthood, social responsibility, and polygendered oral-anal body fluid sharing. If you embrace diversity, you embrace tagging as a legitimate means of ending the Taxpayer tyranny that is choking the growth of our Welfare system.

Some may still harbor a racist fear of police and other obsolete forms of authority. Well, put your fears aside as you take up your can of Burnt Orange paint. If the Gestapo (the Police) could have stopped Tagging, they would have ... they have not, so, therefore, it is OK. Go get yourself a few cans of paint, maybe a marker or too, and add your feelings to the local tagging spots.

Tagging themes should include gender diversity and anti-heteronormative themes. For example, a popular tagging theme is a crown. To the crown, add something like 'Best Blowjobs 2006' or 'I can deep throat my Doberman'.

Another popular theme is the use of colored initials, usually written in a script similar to Orc runes used in the Lord of the Rings. Make note of these initials and color. If you are in a part of town where there is another set of color coded initials, add the missing set. Red and Blue seem to be popular. So add a set of red initials to the blue, or blue to the red. This celebrates diversity and embraces all voices.

You can add inspiring slogans to those tagged panel trucks that seem to be so popular these days. Something like 'I drive stoned' or 'I sell crack'. Use indelible marker and put it where following police cars can see it and be made aware that the driver of this truck is willing to make a last stand for illegal immigrant rights.

Public Urination. This is an important part of Gangbanger rebellion against spending cuts to social programs, school vegetarian luncheons, and state funded gender reassignment surgery. It is widespread on our public transit, schools, and shopping malls here in Toronto. If the oppressed Gangbangers are doing it, it must be ok. So, a BOWEL movement activist, such as yourself, must express solidarity with our frustrated Gangbanger shemales by doing the same.

Usually in your neighborhood there is a hangout, decorated with graffiti, where the oppressed gather to smoke crack and share bodily fluids in exchange for crack. This is a good spot to demonstrate your rock solid BOWEL movement lineage by adding your own high ammonia blessing. You could also whip up a batch of 'mixture', which is usually a few days production of urine stored in a plastic jug, improved with some garlic, onions, or other skunk friendly vegetable. A few liters of mixture sends a strong signal of social activism. In hot weather, a pound of butter left to melt into the cracks in the road tar or concrete is pretty effective too. What better way to say I Love Anarchy?

So, What have YOU done to HELP ME lately?

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.