Jennifer Aniston is pathetic

In a rare show of honesty, Jennifer Aniston reveals how many people she thinks likes her.

Naw, I'm kidding, no one likes her, and here's a few reasons why:

" the former "Friends" star asks: "Why did it take so long to respond to the crisis in New Orleans? Everything is imploding. It all seems to lead back to our dear president."

Everything is imploding? The only thing that is imploding is Jennifers gigantic mellon-like head.

Nothing like being a few months late to a party. Jennifer, my dear, New Orleans is sooooo summer of 2006.

Jennifer needs to keep up on the news a bit more, I'm surprised she wasn't upset about American troops in Vietnam.

Of the obstruction-of-justice and perjury charges lodged against former White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby, she quips: "How about that indictment?"

How about you worry about your own pathetic life and not worry about something that you have absolutely no idea about. Jennifer should be worried more about the reasons why every single man she has ever dated has tossed her out faster than Michael Moore throws out a diet cola.

Some Hollyweird stars are beautiful, the odd one is smart, some are really great actors, then there's Jennifer *shoot me dead before I get dumped again* Aniston.

Jennifer is doomed to become a Trivial Pursuit question one day. The question will be, "What actress got dumped..." and before the whole question is read, everyone will say "Jennifer Aniston".

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