Maureen Dowd can't get a man...No Shit Sherlock

Maureen Dowd, who *writes* for the New York Times, has a new book out called "Are Men Necessary?". In this colossal waste of time she calls literture, she whines and complains that she can't snag a man. If she does want to find a man, she might want to work on the title of her book:

Having given the impression she can't find a man because she is too strident, clever and famous, Dowd later said this is not true for her. 'I have a great personal life and I meet plenty of guys who like strong women,' she told The Observer.

Yes Maureen, guys like strong women, they just don't like you.

Can you imagine even attempting to date a woman who claims to be too strident and clever? What a laugh. The thing is, if you are too clever, you don't need to tell people how clever you are, they can probably figure it out. But, being the typical lieberal who looks down their nose at you, apparently Maureen thinks men just aren't smart enough to figure out how smart she is, so she has to tell everyone that she's brilliant. Bravo. Enjoy your life of solitude, spinster hag.

Anyway, the article drones on about how fantastic Maureen the single hag is, and then quotes some nobody who has a mouthful of nothing to say:

Indeed, in a profile of Dowd in New York magazine last week, writer Ariel Levy calls the columnist an 'utter fox': 'Something that nearly every person I spoke to about her mentioned, unprompted, is that men can't resist her,' said Levy.

Well Ariel, men seem to have resisted her for 53 years of her life.

Imagine that, Maureen Dowd is so irresistible that every single male on the planet earth has resisted her.

I'm going to give Maureen Dowd some advice, something she should have been told years ago. Maureen, there's not a guy in the world who likes a condescending bitch. Every guy that I know has a wife/girlfriend that is smart, some of these women are so smart that they have professions such as "doctors", and "lawyers" and even a few "candle stick makers". The difference between these women and you is that they don't have to flaunt how smart they are, they just are.

Another thing Maureen should do is bathe. She probably stinks. Men detest smelly women, and from the looks of Maureen Dowd, she is one smelly broad. She needs to be taught hygiene. Often, people who are super-dooper smart in the brain are dumb as a sack of door-knobs when it comes to basic things, like manners, and hygiene.

Maureen obviously doesn't wash herself very well, because if she did, and if she is as hot as she, and some nobody writer thinks she is, men would be beating down her door. But men aren't beating down her door, cuz she stinks. And stinks bad.

If Maureen wants a man, she has to first start by dismounting that high horse she's on, and then beat a path to the nearest shower. Always remember, men like smart women, but not smart women that smell like a horses ass.

Maureen Dowd is smart, possibly, but she smells.