Charity Picnic this Sunday

In Support of Michael Moore's passive resistance campaign in France, a number of Toronto citizens, both legal and pre-legal, are organizing a fund raiser to train and equip a commando team to seize French Nuclear Facilities in order to keep the dangerous radioactive materials there out of the hands of the discredited heteronormative seal-killing French Government. The protesters claim that the French government is not Politically Correct enough because it is really run by renegade racist Nazi's from the 1940's who have access to some sort of immortality elixir.


The popular leader of the Machete Party demanded that taxes should be raised, social spending increased, Arabic made an official second language following the Canadian-French model, and that Islam become the official and sole religion of France.

Across France there is widespread support from progressives. Feminists are overjoyed at the diversity of viewpoints now expressed and the many voices that now speak without fear of heteronormative expression. 'Abortion is to be made punishable by beheading,' exulted Judy Rebick, Feminist Chancellor of Canada, 'this is a new voice that does not accept the old style patriarchy of the evil George Bush and that soft on heresy German Pope'.

Liberal Party Immigration Czar Rutherford Shopsy Trudeau-Eaton-Massey was caught gloating about all the French refugees that are fleeing for thier lives to Canada. These new Huguenots not only speak a Canadian language, but they have a work ethic. They can be quickly assimilated into our economy and they do not sell drugs or hang out with gangs.

You can donate used shot guns, rifles, pistols, ammunition, crossbows and bolts, incendiaries, clubs, hatchets, machetes, hammers, baseball bats, iron bars, steak knives, mauls, sharpened screwdrivers, ice picks, molotov cocktail fix'n's, bleach and window cleaner for chlorine gas, and shit dipped bamboo fondue forks to provide humanitarian assistance to these downtrodden helpless peaceful vegetarian homonormative immigrant village peoples. So, come on down to the picnic this Sunday to raise money for the Looters!

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I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. ShakaZulu fact checked every checkable fact.