Jessica Simpson is the Breast...I mean, *Best*

According to a Touch Weekly poll, (touch weekly pole, that's funny) Jessica Simpson has the *best cleavage* in Hollyweird:

The publication coos, "With a pair of perfect double Ds, Jessica sets the standard for busty bombshells."

Simpson, who admits she once felt ashamed of her healthy helping, has been placed ahead of CARMEN ELECTRA, SALMA HAYEK and HALLE BERRY in the poll.

I agree. I find this poll to be 100% accurate. There is just no denying that Jessican Simpson has the best cleavage in Hollyweird. For sure.

This part of the poll was pretty creepy though:

A pleasantly surprising entrant is veteran actress SUSAN SARANDON who, at the age of 59, is the only star over 50 to make the list.

Pleasantly surprising? How about pretty frickin' demented and wrong.

There is not a chance in HELL that Susan Effin' Sarandon has better cleavage than Jessica Alba, or anybody for that matter. That's completely laughable. Susan Sarandon? I have crumpled up sandwich bags that are in better shape than Susan Sarandon. I don't mind when coffee shops give seniors 10% off their coffee in the morning, but putting them on best cleavage lists is plain wrong.

Susan Sarandon might be the geriatric poster hag for men that use Poly-Grip, but anyone under the age of death thinks that Susan Sarandon should be standing in a field scaring crows away. She always looks so disheveled, like someone was shaking her violently for the last 2 hours. I've seen better looking bodies being pulled out of icy lakes.

Susan Sarandon? Puhleeeease, I'd rather look at Estelle Getty.

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Have a boo at more Jessica Simpson pics and articles:

Let's Talk Some More About Jessica Simpson's Breasts
A Jessica Simpson's Double-Banger
The Three Stoogettes Do Jessica
Jessica Simpson--The Redhead--Great pic
Kevin Federline and Jessica Simpson?
Jessica Simpson loves to scrub my floors--Great pic
Jessica Simpson #8

What a beautiful pic of Jessica Simpson, truly gorgeous. *Click to enlarge*

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