The Three Stoogettes Do Jessica

Here's a quick article by three women named Kiki King, Eva Simpson & Caroline Hedley:

GOOD job Jessica Simpson's got beauty because she's deeply challenged in the brains department.

The bimbette, who's been tipped to star in the upcoming Baywatch movie, bumped into Pamela Anderson last week and stunned her by asking: "How did you guys run so slowly in the show's opening scene. You know, where you're running down the beach?"

Pam, 38, who played the original CJ, was rendered speechless but after an awkward silence, patiently explained: "It was shot in slow motion." She even resisted the urge to add "Duh!"

First off, it comes across as funny to me that two bitches named *Kiki* and *Eva* have the nerve to call JESSICA SIMPSON a bimbette. I'd bet my right testicle that these three sperm depositories have seen more meat than an IGA deli.

They state that Jessica Simpson is deeply challenged in the brains department, yet it takes three of these Einsteins to write a 60 word article. Most likely the tagteam goes like this: One types, one talks, the other one fucks a baseball team.

Note to Kiki, Eva and Moe: Take a good look at yourself in the mirror, you're fucking disgraceful. Jessica Simpson's morning dump is classier and more beautiful than the three of you ditch-pigs put together, so shut those festering gobholes and talk about something you know about...like shoes, or blowjobs.

Bitches.

I'm actually in a real good mood