Kevin Federline and Jessica Simpson?

Could this be another sign of the apocalypse?

She invited him to sit down, a clubgoer told Life & Style Weekly. There was definitely some chemistry there.

Kevin Federline already turned an incredibly sex Britney Spears into something that resembles what you would pick off the bottom of your filthy cowboy boots, and now he has his eyes on the most delicious Jessica Simpson.

While this certainly gives hope to all the shiftless, sloth-like, and dirty hillbillies everywhere, I can not and will not allow this to happen.

Fenris, bring Jessica to me, and fetch me the ultra-strength industrial roofies, we have an intervention to perform!

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I don't feel fine