Hillary Is Finished

A few hours ago Hillary mentioned to a local rag in South Dakota that having the campaign go into June would be okay as both her husband's and Robert Kennedy's campaign went into June.   That would be the same Robert Kennedy who was assassinated and the DNC in 1968.   The web is buzzing, as are the MSM talking heads, over the hidden message  that she is sticking around incase Obama (PBUH) gets whacked.   Check out her comment:

Whatever Hillary meant to say why would she have invoked the memory of RFK?  Hillary's campaign is in full damage control mode but it's too late (you can see Hillary's attempt at an explanation here btw).  The Saturday papers will run with this and all the uncommitted Superdelegates will run to Obama (PBUH).   Obama (PBUH), who only needs 70ish more superdelegates to win, will have this campaign in the bag by next Monday or my name isn't Reginald Reginaldson.   May the best man win.

Read more here, here, and here.

Update: CNN just reported that HRC made the same comment to Time Magazine.

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Hillary Clinton Might Possibly Be The Devil

At a campaign stop in Louisville, Ky., Thursday afternoon, Hillary Clinton made this prediction as to who was going to win the Kentucky Derby:

she suggested bettors might want to wager “a little money on the filly.”

The only filly in the race happened to be Eight Belles, who broke both front ankles in the race and had to be euthanized in front of thousands of horrified spectators. The horse that ended up winning was Big Brown.

The only way this story could be any spookier is if the horse that won the race was named Skinny Brown Moslem.

There's going to be a lot of sad people if Hillary ever decides to predict the next winner of the Girl Guides 10 Mile Run for Cancer.

And they're off...

Hillary Clinton On The Campaign Trail

Looking at this picture of Hillary Clinton on a campaign stop with a supporter, I have come to the conclusion that whatever Hillary is telling her female admirers, they have become very excited, and, wherever she is, it is MIGHTY cold.

I heard that the woman in the picture with Hillary was discussing the economy, and apparently she made a couple of good, solid points. The woman in question, wanted to have two giant domes erected in her town and was wondering if Hillary could help. It's important to stand up for what you believe in, and this woman is obviously doing a terrific job of it.

Some people would be intimidated speaking to Hillary Clinton, but this woman sprouted up out of nowhere, poked out from the crowd, heightened awareness for her cause, stood erect and declared proudly, "I may seem a little stiff, but I believe if those giant domes are built, town workers will forever be sucking on the government's teat. I'm sorry if I sound so rigid and hard, but believe me, when it comes to this issue, you won't find anyone firmer than I."

La Pequeña Hillary Clinton

HELL, SHE'S GOT MY VOTE. THERE WAS A TIME, LIKE MAYBE 7 MINUTES AGO, WHEN I THOUGHT HILLARY CLINTON WAS NO MORE THAT AN EGOTISTICAL, MANIACAL, AND CORRUPT HAG THAT WAS HELL-BENT ON DESTROYING AMERICA. HOWEVER, AFTER WATCHING THIS CLIP, I HAVE FINALLY SEEN HER SOFT SIDE. AND BY GUMMIT, I LIKE IT!!!

There's A Reason I Call Her Hitlery

I have to admit, when I heard Hitlery speak at the Congress of the American Workers' Front, I was very, very impressed. I can't wait to hear her when she gets to the Reichstag next Tuesday.

I hope you folks are ready for the new America. Hitlery and gang sure are.

Bill Clinton Had A Dream

Have a boo at Bill Clinton enjoying himself at Sunday's MLK commemorative service at the Convent Avenue Baptist Church in Harlem.

Strange behaviour from the first black President.

Bill Clinton Loses It Over Nevada

According to CNN Bubba got all hot under the collar yesterday after being questioned by a reporter about the timing of a lawsuit filed by Hillary Clinton supporters in Nevada:

The lawsuit, filed by the state teacher's union — an organization that has backed Hillary Clinton's White House bid — came Friday, shortly after Barack Obama was officially endorsed by the Culinary Union. Culinary Union members primarily work in casinos, and could constitute the majority of participants at caucuses held at those locations.

Slick Willy always was good with a sound bite:



The question remains - would the Nevada lawsuit have been filed if the caucus locations favoured Hillary Clinton and not Barack Obama? I doubt it.


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Is Hillary Clinton A Lesbian?

A top level U.S. Department of Justice official has told Big Head DC that Hillary Clinton is having a lesbian affair with a top aide, Huma Abedin:

“I am close enough to Hillary and Huma to tell you that this ‘rumor’ is true,” the official says. “It is well known inside her campaign that Hillary and Huma are an item.

“If you call Hillary’s residence in DC first thing in the morning, Huma answers the phone,” the official continues. “Same thing late at night and on the road. It’s a closely guarded secret that Hillary’s inner circle guards at all costs.”

Only Hillary Clinton could make lesbian sex disgusting. I find it hard to believe that Hillary Clinton is a lesbian, not because this is an unsubstantiated report, but because Hillary Clinton has a penis.

The only surprise in this is the woman Hillary is banging, that chick is pretty hot. I'm glad I'm not a betting man, because I always said that Hillary gets caught in a lesbian relationship, it'll be with Madeline Albright. Or John Edwards.

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The Top 10 Most Revolting Women On The Planet--#3 Hillary Clinton

You are probably familiar with the saying, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all". No doubt spoken by an ugly person, but I digress.

Coming in at #3 on the Top 10 Most Revolting Women on The Planet is no other than the Hildabeast, Hillary Clinton. I'm actually going to heed the advice above and not say anything bad about Hillary Clinton at all, I'm going to make this positive, full of happiness and merriment.

Hmmmmm, what to say then? Well, I'm pretty sure Hillary doesn't have a tail, so that's pretty good. I've never heard any stories about her eating babies, live or dead, so that's positive. She's right handed, that's kinda neat.

What else? She's never been convicted of training dogs to fight, unlike Michael Vick. She had a baby, so the rumours about her having a cock are false, so that bodes well for her. Since she's a hermaphrodite, she gets to shop for clothing in a man's or woman's store, that's a real bonus.

Man, this aint easy. I've heard people state that she talks out of both sides of her mouth at the same time, that's a pretty nifty trick. She seemed to get over her husband banging other chicks, I suppose that can be looked at as positive.

Wow, I'm running out of happy thoughts. Oh right, for a person with a face like a sewer grate, she seems to be adjusting well in society. For a person that sleeps in a coffin and drinks the blood of orphan immigrant children, she leads a pretty productive life. For someone who wants to ruin the country, hates our military, and outright lies to the American public, she sure...ahhhhh, well, hmmmmmm, doesn't have much of a mustache?

That's it, I'm done.

The Hillary Clinton Egg separator

Just empty the contents of an egg in Hillary's head, and the egg whites come out of her nostrils, and the yolk stays inside.

There use to be a Monica Lewinski separator where you bust a nut on her face, the shell stays in the back of her throat, and the contents drip down her chin and onto her dress, but it wasn't as popular.

Thanks Attu.

Give your woman "the Clinton"

Finally someone has found some real use for Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton may have been a smoothie as a politician but he's now proving to be the ultimate contraceptive in China.

The ex-US president and the woman he had a fling with, Monica Lewinsky, have found their surnames being used on a new brand of condoms.

The Guangzhou Haokian Bio-science company has registered their names as trademarks for the contraceptives.

The first thing this company is going to need is a catchy slogan. I suggest this: "Just because it's a Clinton, doesn't mean it has to leave a big mess".

Or, "If he was good enough to dick the American public for eight years, he's good enough to dick your wife, or girlfriend, or both".

What about, "Just like the real Bill Clinton: rubbery, cheap, bendy, and the best friend the Chinese could have".

Any suggestions?

Article here.